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I can do push ups with my tatas with my hands behind my back!!!
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Someone told me privately that my profile didn't have that fresh clean smell.  Maybe you should try the hair fanned out on a pillow trick. Apparently it's very sexy! ...and attention getting. Maybe YOU should try it. I'm ok with the attention level I am at now, TY! Plus anytime a bigger person tries those shots, they are accused of "myspace angles". I wouldn't want to be dishonest or misleading with my photos. That's already a whole other thread. |
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I can do push ups with my tatas with my hands behind my back!!! I can go topless and no one stares because they think I'm a man. 
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Edited by
darkowl1
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Sun 08/16/09 02:49 PM
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Davinci painted all mine....they look good no? i haven't aged a bit! i'm now 663 years old, and i'll be 666 in three years, 2012!....what a celebration that birthday is going to be!!!!! you're all invited....it will be at castle Bran in Romania....hope to see you there!!!! the state-side party will be in Cassadega, Florida!
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I thought the OP was kind of amusing, actually! I didn't take it that he meant it seriously.
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It was amusing..I think that's why he got lots of responses in jest as well.
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<--------- Newly updated.  Sai Baba???? Om Jai Jagdish Hare |
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Edited by
trublu4u
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Sun 08/16/09 06:07 PM
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...then should you expect to meet your "soul-mate" here? It takes work, as will the new relationship you hope to find here. Should anyone expect you to keep the excitement kindled in a relationship with you if you're unwilling to keep your PROFILE fresh and updated? Which means I gotta get busy... 1) PLEASE SMILE. Be proud of your 24-carat grille, with diamond studs! Especially for the ladies: if you don't think you possess a movie-celebrity smile, then take a hint from the "Victorias' Secret" models. Part your lips slightly, as if you're about to say something, or kiss someone. This is incredibly provocative, and adds much character (...as well as subliminal suggestion)to your pic. 2) PLEASE POST FULL BODY SHOTS (not everyone cares that you don't have a supermodel body; besides your supposed "unattractiveness" may reside only in YOUR mind!). I've seen a few clever ladies take a pic where their hair is fanned out upon a pillow. The camera is mounted upon a tripod BEHIND THEIR HEAD, focused down their blouse just a bit, and their head is tilted back, so they may look both BACK and UP at the camera. OH BOY! SEXY! YET TASTEFUL AND APPROPRIATE! 3) POST PIX OF YOURSELF WITH YOUR FRIENDS, LIVING IT UP! This demonstrates that you're likeable...even approachable! 4) TRIPODS ARE NOT EXPENSIVE. If you take lazy shots of yourself, as I did, someone may ask, "Hey, what is that thing sticking out of your head (please not my post pic)? Will this be sticking out of your head as I walk to meet you at our table in the crowded restaurant? (I had taken a picture of myself, while holding my camcorder in the bathroom mirror. The LCD viewscreen appeared to have been sticking out of my head. I never would have seen this, had someone not pointed this out to me...) Also, I just noticed that my post pic is way too dark...this can make one look older. 5) Another mingler interpreted my username as not TRUBLU4U, but TRUBL-4U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In her subconscious attempt to protect herself, she totally left out a single, though vital element..."U"!!! UNKNOWN TO YOU, PEOPLE COULD BE SHYING AWAY FROM YOUR PROFILE BASED UPON SOME SHOCKING MIS-INTERPRETATION IN EITHER YOUR TEXT/PICTURES. USE "RATE MY PROFILE", and often. 6) Try to look at your profile as would a visitor. You may be either pleasantly surprised, or DISMAYED at what you discover! Thanks, and have a great time!    It seems obvious that not many know this. Great advice from an advertising exec, yet spurned entirely. Anyways, whining and pretending to be a victim is so much more fun, and a heck of a lot less work! "Why don't I get any views? WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!" "Men are SO SHALLOW!!!" PU-leez. And for those of you who say you're just here to make friends? Riiiggghhhhttttt.... And I'll bet at least half these whiners and "victims" have posted a request in "Rate My Profile", at some time or another, totally ignoring good advice they had received. |
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I can do push ups with my tatas with my hands behind my back!!! That's Fresh! |
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Everyone always tells me that I'm fresh
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My profile might not be fresh.....but my colon squeezings are....ppppppffffffttttttt!!! My kind of humor here --Very good!!! |
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I can do push ups with my tatas with my hands behind my back!!! I can go topless and no one stares because they think I'm a man. Don't look manish from your pic---me thinks!!! |
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We have a 'rate my profile'?????
 LMAO!!!!!!! Glad I'm not looking for a flatmate, soulmate, doormate, or any other kind of 'mate'... 
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Only reason I update my pictures is if my hairstyle changes...I relatively stay the same way, just the hair that changes.
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They should have a mingle photbucket account. I hate cropping pics.
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Davinci painted all mine....they look good no? i haven't aged a bit! i'm now 663 years old, and i'll be 666 in three years, 2012!....what a celebration that birthday is going to be!!!!! you're all invited....it will be at castle Bran in Romania....hope to see you there!!!! the state-side party will be in Cassadega, Florida! You are part of that "MC-ULTRA" programing thing,----am I right---or am I right?? |
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They should have a mingle photbucket account. I hate cropping pics. hahahaha puts a whole different spin on 'resizing'...  
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Edited by
JustAGuy2112
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Sun 08/16/09 06:37 PM
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gee...i don't think anybody knew this...hmmmm still gonna do it my way though It seems obvious that not many know this. Great advice from an advertising exec, yet spurned entirely. Anyways, whining and pretending to be a victim is so much more fun, and a heck of a lot less work! "Why don't I get any views? WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!" "Men are SO SHALLOW!!!" PU-leez. And for those of you who say you're just here to make friends? Riiiggghhhhttttt.... And I'll bet at least half these whiners and "victims" have posted a request in "Rate My Profile", at some time or another, totally ignoring good advice they had received. For one. whether or not this is " great " advice is strictly subjective. When half of the " great " advice has to do with looking ' sexy ' ( part lips to look " incredibly provocative "...post full body shots..etc ) that would basically mean that the person giving the advice bases most of their idea on a person's worth o how they SELL themselves. Also keep in mind that with the advice coming from an " advertising executive ", the chances of people actually giving a damn what is said are pretty slim due to the fact that the JOB OF AN AD EXEC is to get us to buy s**t we don't actually NEED. Thanks for the effort, but I, among most of the rest of us, will take a pass on that " great " advice. |
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No one is complaining !.
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What I want to know is why do I have to go buy a tripod to post a pic then update it regularly, whilst posing with my lips slightly parted and my head back and up, with a full body shot, and a little suggestive cleavage included....
all for a dude with his camera growing out of his left temple.. Geeez people are dang picky these days!!!! |
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