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<<---- febreezes EVERYONES profiles regularilly
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 thanks for the advice and all but I'm happy with my profile just the way it is and didnt make it to please you  Apparently, this mingler backed a bit too closely to the elephant seal exibit at Seaworld for his profile pic... and it swallowed his head. Uh...ex-squeeze me, Tru...but I happen to be a FEMALE elephant seal...thank you very much!  Oh...sorry. I forgot to pull up your tail. (I looked, but they didn't have a "peach" smiley...) Ohhhh...you're that seal with the hot, aqua bike! How do you reach the pegs with your flippers? Actually...the male of the species has a much bigger & jiggly-er proboscious...& as it should be... 
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I am here to be antisocial and meet my exact opposite so I think I will keep my profile just the way it is.
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Mine are fresh but it is hard to take pics of yourself even when experienced with a camera.
Some people are here only for friendship so they shoud not have to have a full array of photographs showing every angle of their body. |
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You know what? NO, just NO. Im not getting anyyy triipoddd... and I dont give a rats *** weather or not you can see downn my blouseeeee (how pervy)...
Im not doing anything special for a picture on a profile. You know I dont even have one single body shot, and i have 100 views a week? People are lucky I even HAVE a pic up of myself. My pics are current, thats all ya get. I am very proud of my body, but I dont feel the need to put up pics of it for you or anyone else. I take all my pics from my phone, im not POSING for a friend to take a pic, because imo thats just cheesy to do. If your going to judge me on my body, your not the man for me. My face pic, is to give you an idea of who your talking to and thats all. I dont care what your body looks like. Leave mine out of it. Shallow wierdos. |
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just another person that expects the whole world to rearrange itself to please him
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...then should you expect to meet your "soul-mate" here? It takes work, as will the new relationship you hope to find here. Should anyone expect you to keep the excitement kindled in a relationship with you if you're unwilling to keep your PROFILE fresh and updated? Which means I gotta get busy... 1) PLEASE SMILE. Be proud of your 24-carat grille, with diamond studs! Especially for the ladies: if you don't think you possess a movie-celebrity smile, then take a hint from the "Victorias' Secret" models. Part your lips slightly, as if you're about to say something, or kiss someone. This is incredibly provocative, and adds much character (...as well as subliminal suggestion)to your pic. 2) PLEASE POST FULL BODY SHOTS (not everyone cares that you don't have a supermodel body; besides your supposed "unattractiveness" may reside only in YOUR mind!). I've seen a few clever ladies take a pic where their hair is fanned out upon a pillow. The camera is mounted upon a tripod BEHIND THEIR HEAD, focused down their blouse just a bit, and their head is tilted back, so they may look both BACK and UP at the camera. OH BOY! SEXY! YET TASTEFUL AND APPROPRIATE! 3) POST PIX OF YOURSELF WITH YOUR FRIENDS, LIVING IT UP! This demonstrates that you're likeable...even approachable! 4) TRIPODS ARE NOT EXPENSIVE. If you take lazy shots of yourself, as I did, someone may ask, "Hey, what is that thing sticking out of your head (please not my post pic)? Will this be sticking out of your head as I walk to meet you at our table in the crowded restaurant? (I had taken a picture of myself, while holding my camcorder in the bathroom mirror. The LCD viewscreen appeared to have been sticking out of my head. I never would have seen this, had someone not pointed this out to me...) Also, I just noticed that my post pic is way too dark...this can make one look older. 5) Another mingler interpreted my username as not TRUBLU4U, but TRUBL-4U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In her subconscious attempt to protect herself, she totally left out a single, though vital element..."U"!!! UNKNOWN TO YOU, PEOPLE COULD BE SHYING AWAY FROM YOUR PROFILE BASED UPON SOME SHOCKING MIS-INTERPRETATION IN EITHER YOUR TEXT/PICTURES. USE "RATE MY PROFILE", and often. 6) Try to look at your profile as would a visitor. You may be either pleasantly surprised, or DISMAYED at what you discover! Thanks, and have a great time!  
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How fresh is fresh? Is there an expiration date?
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Some people are not that photogenic as well and look so much better in person. I know this for a fact from taking photographs for many years. I do not think people want photo's that all look like they came from a studio photo session but what you look like at home relaxed. |
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Can someone please give me the cliff notes, this is too much for my wittle head to consume.
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Can someone please give me the cliff notes, this is too much for my wittle head to consume. it's jist a dose o pish hen, no worth worrying yer wee heid aboot 
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Can someone please give me the cliff notes, this is too much for my wittle head to consume. it's jist a dose o pish hen, no worth worrying yer wee heid aboot Thanks baby, don't need anyone blowing smoke up my kilt.
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<<---- febreezes EVERYONES profiles regularilly And she uses the really nice smelling one......it's not too flowery, not too spicy.... 
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I don't think you have much to worry about as to whether or not your profile is fresh or not....I realize you are poking fun at yourself but you also just offended some minglers. That doesn't bode well for future "relationships." Just sayin!
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<----is much fugglier in person!!!
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<----is much fugglier in person!!! I doubt that very much!!! 
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<----is much fugglier in person!!! I doubt that very much!!!
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Join the club, Gypsy...and I will be worse in six months after Katie moves in with Jon.
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At least I can still bounce quarters off my azzzzzzzzz~!!!
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At least I can still bounce quarters off my azzzzzzzzz~!!! That's not so great. I can bounce the rest of my body off my azzzzzz. Beat that.
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