Topic: toilet seat
s1owhand's photo
Wed 08/26/09 01:28 AM

why do women moan so much when men leave the toilet seat up?


they like them down and wet for the ultimate seal!

transientmind's photo
Wed 08/26/09 01:30 AM
Edited by transientmind on Wed 08/26/09 01:32 AM






After using a chamber pot in the woods for 2.5 years, having to break through solid ice to dig a cathole and having my behind freeze to the pot... I don't complain about putting the seat down now that I have a real toilet.


noway flowerforyou
flowerforyou waving

Worldcom aftermath.


that like, totally sucks.
All better now, and I got all my missed childhood camping out in one fell swoop.


that's good then. i've never been camping. i don't think i'd survive; me and bugs and the outdoors, yeah, not a good idea.
It's all in the time and place. There's a place called Black Balsom Bald on the NC/TN border that I've visited several times. In spring and summer, it's awesome, a little hike between blueberry bushes to a mountain view but in winter... you learn why the summit is above the tree line.

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Wed 08/26/09 01:32 AM







After using a chamber pot in the woods for 2.5 years, having to break through solid ice to dig a cathole and having my behind freeze to the pot... I don't complain about putting the seat down now that I have a real toilet.


noway flowerforyou
flowerforyou waving

Worldcom aftermath.


that like, totally sucks.
All better now, and I got all my missed childhood camping out in one fell swoop.


that's good then. i've never been camping. i don't think i'd survive; me and bugs and the outdoors, yeah, not a good idea.
It's all in the time and place. There's a place called Black Balsom Bald on the NC/TN border that I've visited several times, in spring and summer, it's awesome, a little hike between blueberry bushes to a mountain view but in winter... you learn why the summit is above the tree line.


sounds cool. i'm surrounded by mountains now, so i know what you mean. the views around here are awesome.

Katzenschnauzer's photo
Wed 08/26/09 01:57 AM




This is only sort of related to what we're talking about but I have a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat. I wanted to share the info with you.waving
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa where did you get that???laugh laugh laugh


At a Fun & Folly Store - a joke & novelty store where you buy whoopie cushions, fly in an ice cube, rubber cat poops, etc.tongue2
Can you adopt me???rofl rofl rofl rofl


Absolutely! If you have cats bring 'em and dogs too. Bring some money too. winking flowerforyou

AngelFireDream's photo
Wed 08/26/09 02:46 AM

maybe ya should just leave it down guys

and if ya get a little on the seat well hey

who cares


if they cant look then too bad

they should be thankful you put it up

maybe they should put it up after they use it if they do not want ya to pea on it


the discussion can go both ways




That's bad, too - sitting down and finding the seat, itself, wet. Have you heard of toilet paper or tissue? If you spray, clean it up! sick

Anton_k's photo
Wed 08/26/09 04:45 AM
i aim to please.. you aim too....please..:laughing: :laughing:

adj4u's photo
Wed 08/26/09 07:24 AM


maybe ya should just leave it down guys

and if ya get a little on the seat well hey

who cares


if they cant look then too bad

they should be thankful you put it up

maybe they should put it up after they use it if they do not want ya to pea on it


the discussion can go both ways




That's bad, too - sitting down and finding the seat, itself, wet. Have you heard of toilet paper or tissue? If you spray, clean it up! sick


you missed the point


if you want it dry


do not b*tch about it being up


why is more important for it to be down for you than up for your guy


what make the one wanting it down more important

Quietman_2009's photo
Wed 08/26/09 07:30 AM

You don't know how lucky you are
Just go to the next world power (China) here is what you get


And this my friend is a clean sample


I've used many of those in my world travels

they are actually not so uncomfortable


I compromise on the toilet seat. I never remember to put it down so I just never lift it when I pee. Sometimes she gets sticky buns cause of that but that is the price you have to pay

no photo
Wed 08/26/09 07:31 AM
Good Feng Shui says... put the seat and the lid down, always.

Men have to open the lid and the seat...women open the lid only.....everyone puts the lid down.....problem averted....

adj4u's photo
Wed 08/26/09 07:34 AM

Good Feng Shui says... put the seat and the lid down, always.

Men have to open the lid and the seat...women open the lid only.....everyone puts the lid down.....problem averted....



but then the dog and the kids could not get a drink


how mean is that


laugh laugh


no photo
Wed 08/26/09 07:40 AM
Women...Just get a "she-Pee"

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luv2roknroll's photo
Wed 08/26/09 02:50 PM


i will never get trained by a woman.laugh

"Luv2roknroll" grabs her whip.....

WANNA BET!!pitchfork laugh
do you have them kind that make lots of noise but dont hurt.oh and the mask with the rubber ball in the mouth.laugh drinker pitchfork


No I have the horse crops, restraints, and lots of ropepitchfork ....
but you have to earn those.scared laugh

SitkaRains's photo
Wed 08/26/09 04:46 PM

Try leaving it up one night...then stumble into the bathroom in the dark while half asleep and attempt to pee sitting down. See how YOU like dunking your *** in ice cold toilet water.

Yeah... I cured my EX of this one though... LOL I came back to bed one night and dried off on him..
He remembered after that, I guess he didn't like the icy cold butt wask up call at 3 am.laugh

mrjimmy1972's photo
Wed 08/26/09 08:19 PM


Try leaving it up one night...then stumble into the bathroom in the dark while half asleep and attempt to pee sitting down. See how YOU like dunking your *** in ice cold toilet water.

Yeah... I cured my EX of this one though... LOL I came back to bed one night and dried off on him..
He remembered after that, I guess he didn't like the icy cold butt wask up call at 3 am.laugh
maybe thst explains why he is now your ex.....

PacificStar48's photo
Wed 08/26/09 09:03 PM
I found if I told guys they must be a short peckered men that they had to spray it all over the rim, or the seat if it wasn't up, seemed like problem solved itself. lol

AdventureBegins's photo
Wed 08/26/09 09:10 PM
Learned the hard way.

When you hear the loud 'sploush' followed by words that would make a sailor blush...

do NOT giggle, snort, or any anyother way indicate mirth...

Very dangerous.

Rockmybobbysocks's photo
Thu 08/27/09 01:32 AM
have you ever gotten your *** stuck in a toilet?

s1owhand's photo
Thu 08/27/09 02:13 AM
their butt is in no mood for skinny dipping?

ArtGurl's photo
Thu 08/27/09 02:17 AM
because it just looks ugly and impractical ... kinda like driving my car around with the hood up


no photo
Thu 08/27/09 05:30 AM

why do women moan so much when men leave the toilet seat up?


Moan back when they leave it down.