Topic: The rules
TxsSun's photo
Wed 09/23/09 09:04 AM
I am requesting a copy of this book when you guys are done.

I will not however pay for it :tongue:

TxsGal3333's photo
Wed 09/23/09 09:17 AM
Ohhh if ya say your 5'10 please make sure your at least close to that height shshsh meet one guy and we were looking eye to eye and I was in Tennis shoes noway hummmm last I checked I was 5'3 well unless I grew and did not realize it:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Wed 09/23/09 09:19 AM
Kristi, didn't you know that no man will admit to being less than 5'9"... not really?

If they say they are 6 or taller than your chances are good. I almost started bringing a tape measure. I'm 5'8" barefoot!!

One guy said, is your barstool taller than mine or is your torso just longer?

I said, "Neither. I just didn't lie about my height like you did".

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Wed 09/23/09 09:20 AM

Ohhh if ya say your 5'10 please make sure your at least close to that height shshsh meet one guy and we were looking eye to eye and I was in Tennis shoes noway hummmm last I checked I was 5'3 well unless I grew and did not realize it:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


Oh god, I met a guy like that last year, little creep claimed he was 5'10" and I'm 5'8" and I just know he was a few inches shorter than me. Why do they do that? Do they think we can't see????

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Wed 09/23/09 09:31 AM
Edited by AGoodGuy1026 on Wed 09/23/09 09:32 AM


Ohhh if ya say your 5'10 please make sure your at least close to that height shshsh meet one guy and we were looking eye to eye and I was in Tennis shoes noway hummmm last I checked I was 5'3 well unless I grew and did not realize it:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


Oh god, I met a guy like that last year, little creep claimed he was 5'10" and I'm 5'8" and I just know he was a few inches shorter than me. Why do they do that? Do they think we can't see????


offtopic argh, it's the same as women and their weight (not saying that I prefer one type or the other... but have met several women that said "about average" and they were quite large... interestingly enough I prefer curvy women -- and I did not appreciate the deception more so than their size...)

now, back to the OP:

"All is fair in love and war"... not sure what rule number it is... but be prepared!

metalwing's photo
Wed 09/23/09 09:47 AM
Bathe.

TxsGal3333's photo
Wed 09/23/09 10:48 AM



Ohhh if ya say your 5'10 please make sure your at least close to that height shshsh meet one guy and we were looking eye to eye and I was in Tennis shoes noway hummmm last I checked I was 5'3 well unless I grew and did not realize it:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


Oh god, I met a guy like that last year, little creep claimed he was 5'10" and I'm 5'8" and I just know he was a few inches shorter than me. Why do they do that? Do they think we can't see????


offtopic argh, it's the same as women and their weight (not saying that I prefer one type or the other... but have met several women that said "about average" and they were quite large... interestingly enough I prefer curvy women -- and I did not appreciate the deception more so than their size...)

now, back to the OP:

"All is fair in love and war"... not sure what rule number it is... but be prepared!



Well I'm no means a small one but I'm short and to be looking eye to eye with me sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry but they are short..... I do prefer taller men myself and not slim either due to I'm not slim and don't try to hide it as well.

I mean if one does not like short and full figured why waste their time is the way I feel about it so hell why waste my time saying they are something they are not.....

I love surprises but come on when they post pictures with a full head of hair and say they are 5'10 they show up with a half of inch of hair on top there head that is gray and not brown as in the picture they showed and I'm looking eye to eye with them something is wrong with this picture and yes that did happen funny but it did... What did I do well after I gathered myself I asked how old was that picture you had the head full of hair in? Response was ohhhh that was a toupee...........slaphead :laughing: :laughing: What did I do nothing made the best of it and moved on...

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Wed 09/23/09 01:08 PM

I am requesting a copy of this book when you guys are done.

I will not however pay for it :tongue:


Rule #1471 is "Don't steal books."

Almost prescient....


TxsGal3333's photo
Wed 09/23/09 01:12 PM
Edited by TxsGal3333 on Wed 09/23/09 01:13 PM
oops did not mean to quote heheh was editing slaphead

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Wed 09/23/09 02:29 PM
Uh Lex, we're never going to get rich like this. We need more people giving us....uh I mean sharing their dating nuggets.

Maybe you could do the goat dance to bring in more customers.laugh :tongue:

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Wed 09/23/09 02:42 PM

Uh Lex, we're never going to get rich like this. We need more people giving us....uh I mean sharing their dating nuggets.

Maybe you could do the goat dance to bring in more customers.laugh :tongue:


The Goat Dance only brings out the worst of the domesticatrixes.

Or should that be domesticatrices? Jeez, I don't know, and I'm the one who made up the word. Well, whatever.

I'm starting to think people don't HAVE rules about dating. And that explains a LOT! (If you think about it. Or even if you don't.)

One of my rules is "No LDRs." Been there, done that, got the ninth degree burns.

From now on, I'm not getting involved with anyone more than six blocks away.

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Wed 09/23/09 02:47 PM




Ohhh if ya say your 5'10 please make sure your at least close to that height shshsh meet one guy and we were looking eye to eye and I was in Tennis shoes noway hummmm last I checked I was 5'3 well unless I grew and did not realize it:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


Oh god, I met a guy like that last year, little creep claimed he was 5'10" and I'm 5'8" and I just know he was a few inches shorter than me. Why do they do that? Do they think we can't see????


offtopic argh, it's the same as women and their weight (not saying that I prefer one type or the other... but have met several women that said "about average" and they were quite large... interestingly enough I prefer curvy women -- and I did not appreciate the deception more so than their size...)

now, back to the OP:

"All is fair in love and war"... not sure what rule number it is... but be prepared!



Well I'm no means a small one but I'm short and to be looking eye to eye with me sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry but they are short..... I do prefer taller men myself and not slim either due to I'm not slim and don't try to hide it as well.

I mean if one does not like short and full figured why waste their time is the way I feel about it so hell why waste my time saying they are something they are not.....

I love surprises but come on when they post pictures with a full head of hair and say they are 5'10 they show up with a half of inch of hair on top there head that is gray and not brown as in the picture they showed and I'm looking eye to eye with them something is wrong with this picture and yes that did happen funny but it did... What did I do well after I gathered myself I asked how old was that picture you had the head full of hair in? Response was ohhhh that was a toupee...........slaphead :laughing: :laughing: What did I do nothing made the best of it and moved on...


drinker

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Wed 09/23/09 02:49 PM



Ohhh if ya say your 5'10 please make sure your at least close to that height shshsh meet one guy and we were looking eye to eye and I was in Tennis shoes noway hummmm last I checked I was 5'3 well unless I grew and did not realize it:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


Oh god, I met a guy like that last year, little creep claimed he was 5'10" and I'm 5'8" and I just know he was a few inches shorter than me. Why do they do that? Do they think we can't see????


offtopic argh, it's the same as women and their weight (not saying that I prefer one type or the other... but have met several women that said "about average" and they were quite large... interestingly enough I prefer curvy women -- and I did not appreciate the deception more so than their size...)

now, back to the OP:

"All is fair in love and war"... not sure what rule number it is... but be prepared!



laugh laugh I've heard that a lot, drives the men batty. The best is when it's not even an old pic of her but one of her skinny friend....laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 09/23/09 02:50 PM


Uh Lex, we're never going to get rich like this. We need more people giving us....uh I mean sharing their dating nuggets.

Maybe you could do the goat dance to bring in more customers.laugh :tongue:


The Goat Dance only brings out the worst of the domesticatrixes.

Or should that be domesticatrices? Jeez, I don't know, and I'm the one who made up the word. Well, whatever.

I'm starting to think people don't HAVE rules about dating. And that explains a LOT! (If you think about it. Or even if you don't.)

One of my rules is "No LDRs." Been there, done that, got the ninth degree burns.

From now on, I'm not getting involved with anyone more than six blocks away.



Make sure you add Learn the Goat Dance to the Lexanity List, the girls want to stay on top of their duties.

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Wed 09/23/09 03:18 PM



Uh Lex, we're never going to get rich like this. We need more people giving us....uh I mean sharing their dating nuggets.

Maybe you could do the goat dance to bring in more customers.laugh :tongue:


The Goat Dance only brings out the worst of the domesticatrixes.

Or should that be domesticatrices? Jeez, I don't know, and I'm the one who made up the word. Well, whatever.

I'm starting to think people don't HAVE rules about dating. And that explains a LOT! (If you think about it. Or even if you don't.)

One of my rules is "No LDRs." Been there, done that, got the ninth degree burns.

From now on, I'm not getting involved with anyone more than six blocks away.



Make sure you add Learn the Goat Dance to the Lexanity List, the girls want to stay on top of their duties.


They've got at least a few more important duties than that, on top or otherwise!

TxsSun's photo
Wed 09/23/09 03:25 PM


I am requesting a copy of this book when you guys are done.

I will not however pay for it :tongue:


Rule #1471 is "Don't steal books."

Almost prescient....





I do not believe that telling you the plan, constitutes as stealing!

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Wed 09/23/09 03:26 PM




Uh Lex, we're never going to get rich like this. We need more people giving us....uh I mean sharing their dating nuggets.

Maybe you could do the goat dance to bring in more customers.laugh :tongue:


The Goat Dance only brings out the worst of the domesticatrixes.

Or should that be domesticatrices? Jeez, I don't know, and I'm the one who made up the word. Well, whatever.

I'm starting to think people don't HAVE rules about dating. And that explains a LOT! (If you think about it. Or even if you don't.)

One of my rules is "No LDRs." Been there, done that, got the ninth degree burns.

From now on, I'm not getting involved with anyone more than six blocks away.



Make sure you add Learn the Goat Dance to the Lexanity List, the girls want to stay on top of their duties.


They've got at least a few more important duties than that, on top or otherwise!



laugh laugh laugh You dirty dirty....:banana:

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Wed 09/23/09 03:30 PM




Uh Lex, we're never going to get rich like this. We need more people giving us....uh I mean sharing their dating nuggets.

Maybe you could do the goat dance to bring in more customers.laugh :tongue:


The Goat Dance only brings out the worst of the domesticatrixes.

Or should that be domesticatrices? Jeez, I don't know, and I'm the one who made up the word. Well, whatever.

I'm starting to think people don't HAVE rules about dating. And that explains a LOT! (If you think about it. Or even if you don't.)

One of my rules is "No LDRs." Been there, done that, got the ninth degree burns.

From now on, I'm not getting involved with anyone more than six blocks away.



Make sure you add Learn the Goat Dance to the Lexanity List, the girls want to stay on top of their duties.


They've got at least a few more important duties than that, on top or otherwise!



Hand maidens to the stars ... :tongue:

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Wed 09/23/09 03:32 PM



I am requesting a copy of this book when you guys are done.

I will not however pay for it :tongue:


Rule #1471 is "Don't steal books."

Almost prescient....





I do not believe that telling you the plan, constitutes as stealing!


So if I say "I'm going to shoot you" and then I shoot you, I haven't shot you?

what

No, I see your point, but a cheap little broke-*** new religion like this one can't be giving stuff away. Not until we get our tax exemption anyway.

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Wed 09/23/09 03:35 PM
My God!!! There's rules?!?!?!?
(going into rebel mode now):wink: