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Because i said so.
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Works for me.
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LOL
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because we have to come down to the male counterparts stupid level so they can understand better. we realize we r above the male counterpart brain capacity so we try stupidity to communicate!!!
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Because they don't know how to work the blu ray player on a PS3.
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because we have to come down to the male counterparts stupid level so they can understand better. we realize we r above the male counterpart brain capacity so we try stupidity to communicate!!! You must not have read my 'because i said so' comment. There is no room left for any debate on the matter. |
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It's hormonal........
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Um,, duh,, whats a woman,,,,whats stupid,,,,did you ask me something,,,???
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Um,, duh,, whats a woman,,,,whats stupid,,,,did you ask me something,,,??? lolol A woman is one of those creatures than has an unnatural affliction towards fridge magnets and fluffy pillows. |
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Um,, duh,, whats a woman,,,,whats stupid,,,,did you ask me something,,,??? lolol A woman is one of those creatures than has an unnatural affliction towards fridge magnets and fluffy pillows.  
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Because they are not men.
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Um,, duh,, whats a woman,,,,whats stupid,,,,did you ask me something,,,??? lolol A woman is one of those creatures than has an unnatural affliction towards fridge magnets and fluffy pillows.
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How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals." How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.
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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, she holds it and the world revolves around her
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What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A power failure. What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it. How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened. Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. |
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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions. What do men and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion. What do men and pantyhose have in common? They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch! What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes. What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? Four guys watching a football game. What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football? The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer. |
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