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I have several friends in the area that are gay, and I went out with them eariler tonight. Which is where this wondering comes from.......
Why is it that when I'm out with my gay friends, women think I'm attractive. when they find out that I'm straight, I'm no longer attractive. Then they figure out that I have money and all of a sudden, I'm attractive. WTF?!?! Why can't they seem to make up their damn minds? Am I ugly or not?!?!? Just an obversation....... |
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Gay AND has a few bucks???
Dude..What up??? |
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Gay AND has a few bucks??? Dude..What up???  Did you miss that part that I'm straight? |
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go with it dude.if they think you're gay and attractive,pretend you are and ask them to have a "girls night out" then you get'em drunk as hell and be on it like white on rice
 
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When THEY see you as GAY,,, YOUR cool,funny and THEY get close,,joke,touch and you seem MORE like one of their girls,,,HUH?
WELL,,THAT IS because THEY,,,,don't feel threaten by YOU,,, They THINK,,Your not going to hit on them,,or get hung-up on them, WANT to have sex with them,,so THEY, don't feel any rejections also from you,,,YOU JUST FIT,,,,, But when your just a regular horny dude,,,YOUR NOT DIFFERENT! So,,,,NOW YOUR BORING to THEM....  Life,,,living,,,and WOMEN.....  IF,,,YOU think about it,,,REALLY,,, How do YOU think all the gay dudes who see YOU with GAYS they know,,and THEN ,, THEY say hi to YOU and reliaze YOUR STRAIGHT????? WHATS going through,,,THEIR thoughts about YOU and THEM? Life, Living, and DUDES,,,  I really have to write a book one of these days,,,lol |
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When they think you is gay, your safe. Straight, ya' gonna' want more than just friends.
If it's a gay joint, the women there just might be lesbos, reckon? |
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When THEY see you as GAY,,, YOUR cool,funny and THEY get close,,joke,touch and you seem MORE like one of their girls,,,HUH? WELL,,THAT IS because THEY,,,,don't feel threaten by YOU,,, They THINK,,Your not going to hit on them,,or get hung-up on them, WANT to have sex with them,,so THEY, don't feel any rejections also from you,,,YOU JUST FIT,,,,, But when your just a regular horny dude,,,YOUR NOT DIFFERENT! So,,,,NOW YOUR BORING to THEM.... Life,,,living,,,and WOMEN..... IF,,,YOU think about it,,,REALLY,,, How do YOU think all the gay dudes who see YOU with GAYS they know,,and THEN ,, THEY say hi to YOU and reliaze YOUR STRAIGHT????? WHATS going through,,,THEIR thoughts about YOU and THEM? Life, Living, and DUDES,,, I really have to write a book one of these days,,,lol You hit that one right.... |
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Edited by
TexasScoundrel
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Sat 01/09/10 08:43 AM
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double post.
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Alright dude here's your line:
I am gay. But, if I was ever going to have sex with a woman it would be one just like you. Just be careful. You may be invited to the wrong kind of threesome. |
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When you are out with your gay friends, you may appear to be less of a 'jerk', may have a sensitive side... and comfortable with your sexuality.
When you are out with your straight friends, you may be seens as more of a boys boy, which may come across as a 'jerk' or not as sensitive. As for the money thing, I don't quite understand that one... cause a man's pocketbook doesn't really matter to me.... as long as he pays his bills. |
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So, women find you attractive when they "think" you are gay. But when they find out you aren't, you are "ugly". I believe you are reading way too much into this my man. Are you saying that they talk to you more often when they think you are gay? If so, then yeah, they don't feel you will want to just get into their pants. They feel that they can make a new best friend. Has nothing to do with whether you are or aren't attractive dude. Has everything to do with their comfort zone.
Now, when they find out you are straight, they become hesitant, and back away yes? But, you also say that when they figure out you have money, then they are interested. Okay, while their are money grubbing whores out there, these two factors have nothing to do with if you are ugly or not. I can go to a club, and I can talk to 30 different girls. Out of that 30, I am bound to find at the very least one woman who will (a) find me attractive, (b) will look at me for more than just sex, money, etc, and (c) will never even begin to think I am gay, lol. I tell people all the time that it is easy to get a chick into bed, because it is. Yes, that sounds shallow and harsh, but it is reality. I don't do it because it simply isn't what I want. Yes, I love going out and having a chick check me out. Makes me feel good, and it would make anyone feel good. Anyways, maybe you met some chicks who would want you for your money. Who knows. Not all women are like that, and not all women are hesitant to meet a straight guy. But news flash. The whole "pretend I am gay routine".....chicks are catching on to it. And maybe they felt you were trying to dupe them. I dunno. Chicks are crazy man. And we will never understand them because each one is unique, lol. |
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So, women find you attractive when they "think" you are gay. But when they find out you aren't, you are "ugly". I believe you are reading way too much into this my man. Are you saying that they talk to you more often when they think you are gay? If so, then yeah, they don't feel you will want to just get into their pants. They feel that they can make a new best friend. Has nothing to do with whether you are or aren't attractive dude. Has everything to do with their comfort zone. Now, when they find out you are straight, they become hesitant, and back away yes? But, you also say that when they figure out you have money, then they are interested. Okay, while their are money grubbing whores out there, these two factors have nothing to do with if you are ugly or not. I can go to a club, and I can talk to 30 different girls. Out of that 30, I am bound to find at the very least one woman who will (a) find me attractive, (b) will look at me for more than just sex, money, etc, and (c) will never even begin to think I am gay, lol. I tell people all the time that it is easy to get a chick into bed, because it is. Yes, that sounds shallow and harsh, but it is reality. I don't do it because it simply isn't what I want. Yes, I love going out and having a chick check me out. Makes me feel good, and it would make anyone feel good. Anyways, maybe you met some chicks who would want you for your money. Who knows. Not all women are like that, and not all women are hesitant to meet a straight guy. But news flash. The whole "pretend I am gay routine".....chicks are catching on to it. And maybe they felt you were trying to dupe them. I dunno. Chicks are crazy man. And we will never understand them because each one is unique, lol.
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When you are out with your gay friends, you may appear to be less of a 'jerk', may have a sensitive side... and comfortable with your sexuality. When you are out with your straight friends, you may be seens as more of a boys boy, which may come across as a 'jerk' or not as sensitive. As for the money thing, I don't quite understand that one... cause a man's pocketbook doesn't really matter to me.... as long as he pays his bills. Is that, sensitive, as in, with a lisp?
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When you are out with your gay friends, you may appear to be less of a 'jerk', may have a sensitive side... and comfortable with your sexuality. When you are out with your straight friends, you may be seens as more of a boys boy, which may come across as a 'jerk' or not as sensitive. As for the money thing, I don't quite understand that one... cause a man's pocketbook doesn't really matter to me.... as long as he pays his bills. Is that, sensitive, as in, with a lisp? No. |
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So, women find you attractive when they "think" you are gay. But when they find out you aren't, you are "ugly". I believe you are reading way too much into this my man. Are you saying that they talk to you more often when they think you are gay? If so, then yeah, they don't feel you will want to just get into their pants. They feel that they can make a new best friend. Has nothing to do with whether you are or aren't attractive dude. Has everything to do with their comfort zone. Now, when they find out you are straight, they become hesitant, and back away yes? But, you also say that when they figure out you have money, then they are interested. Okay, while their are money grubbing whores out there, these two factors have nothing to do with if you are ugly or not. I can go to a club, and I can talk to 30 different girls. Out of that 30, I am bound to find at the very least one woman who will (a) find me attractive, (b) will look at me for more than just sex, money, etc, and (c) will never even begin to think I am gay, lol. I tell people all the time that it is easy to get a chick into bed, because it is. Yes, that sounds shallow and harsh, but it is reality. I don't do it because it simply isn't what I want. Yes, I love going out and having a chick check me out. Makes me feel good, and it would make anyone feel good. Anyways, maybe you met some chicks who would want you for your money. Who knows. Not all women are like that, and not all women are hesitant to meet a straight guy. But news flash. The whole "pretend I am gay routine".....chicks are catching on to it. And maybe they felt you were trying to dupe them. I dunno. Chicks are crazy man. And we will never understand them because each one is unique, lol. Ditto............ |
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When you are out with your gay friends, you may appear to be less of a 'jerk', may have a sensitive side... and comfortable with your sexuality. When you are out with your straight friends, you may be seens as more of a boys boy, which may come across as a 'jerk' or not as sensitive. As for the money thing, I don't quite understand that one... cause a man's pocketbook doesn't really matter to me.... as long as he pays his bills. Is that, sensitive, as in, with a lisp? No. Do you think the OP looks pretty sssenssssitive??  Tried to say that and sssoaked my keyboard!  
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 I don't know about the OP, but I think that you are far from sensitive! Or funny!
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I don't know about the OP, but I think that you are far from sensitive! Or funny! Well, can't please everyone. Just thought I'd try to get along and have a little lighthearted fun with you. Have a great life.
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I don't know about the OP, but I think that you are far from sensitive! Or funny! Well, can't please everyone. Just thought I'd try to get along and have a little lighthearted fun with you. Have a great life. Prejudice/biases jokes are not lightheaded or funny to me. |
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Riddle me this batman: Why is it most men are homophobic but the thought of watching two lesbians is hot?
Just one of the things that makes me go Hmmmmm. |
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