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FFL606 Joined Wed 03/03/10 Posts: 22	Fri 03/05/10 07:07 PM
....anyone got any jokes? A truck driver was driving along on the Motorway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No mate, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol."

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Fri 03/05/10 07:12 PM


0430Bjirky Joined Fri 03/05/10 Posts: 1	Fri 03/05/10 08:05 PM
The priest the other day got a call from the Pope. The Pope told him that god called him and said he was going to come down for a meeting. The priest said Pope thats great news! The pope says yeah but he wants to meet in salt lake.

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Fri 03/05/10 08:28 PM
....anyone got any jokes? A truck driver was driving along on the Motorway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No mate, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol." I just noticed your tat. What's it say?

chickayoshi Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 8621	Fri 03/05/10 08:33 PM
Hmm, what a way to introduce yourselves. Welcome, newbies, to the wonderful world wide web of dating/finding friends. Hope you find what you are looking for.

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Fri 03/05/10 08:35 PM
... Hey, again, SweetHeart ... Hope you'll settle in on The Good Ship Lollipop nicely! ... Find a bunch of pillows, grab a beverage and get comfy ... Mind the waves, love, 'S gonna get bumpy! I like what AngelArs said today in another thread: "You'll never know what it's like until you walk a mile in another person's shoes ... ...But, at least if they're angry, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!" ... ...

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skydancingA Joined Mon 11/30/09 Posts: 1605	Sat 03/06/10 07:35 AM
The priest the other day got a call from the Pope. The Pope told him that god called him and said he was going to come down for a meeting. The priest said Pope thats great news! The pope says yeah but he wants to meet in salt lake. Welcome. Having been born in Salt Lake, I actually got this one :-) Hey Dancere, LUV the new pic!!!!!!!

FFL606 Joined Wed 03/03/10 Posts: 22	Sat 03/06/10 10:04 AM
....anyone got any jokes? A truck driver was driving along on the Motorway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No mate, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol." I just noticed your tat. What's it say? Its Times Like These You Learn To Live Again

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Sat 03/06/10 10:04 AM
....anyone got any jokes? A truck driver was driving along on the Motorway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No mate, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol." I just noticed your tat. What's it say? Its Times Like These You Learn To Live Again That's cool. And true.