Garland Greene: What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane? Con Air (1997)

Jules from Pulp Fiction:

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Love that one!

Renton - Trainspotting:

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"

"Shotgun Anus!" Kumar from Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle

It's a real quote.

"mom,i seriously thought i was going to be raped.he had the craziest look in his eyes. and at one point he said lets get it on"
Brennon (step brothers)
best movie E V E R!

Penny Priddy: "You're like Jerry Lewis, you give me hope to carry on, then you leave me in the lurch while you strap on your six-guns..."

- The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

Buckaroo Banzai: There they are.

Perfect Tommy: There who are?

Buckaroo Banzai: Don't you see them?

New Jersey: See who?

[Buckaroo points at the Lectroids]
Buckaroo Banzai: There! Evil PURE AND SIMPLE by way of the Eighth Dimension!

- The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

"What?? Am I the only one that paid full price?" Ford Fairlaine


"The Adventures of Ford Fairlaine"

Bugs Bunny: [Pointing to his tailless behind] All right, you vandal, put that tail back!
[a horse's tail is painted in place of Bugs Bunny's tail]

Bugs Bunny: That is a horse's tail, my friend. It belongs on a horse.
[the rest of Bugs Bunny is erased and replaced by an old nag of a horse. The horse immediately stands on its hind legs and starts munching on a carrot]

Bugs Bunny: [as a horse] Okay, wise guy. My contract SPECIFICALLY says I am always to be drawn AS A RABBIT!

--Rabbit Rampage (1955)

So we dream on, inventing our lives; a little lost sister, a saintly mother, a hero father. But our dreams escape us however vividly we imagine them. There's only one thing you can do, keep passing the open windows.

- The Hotel New Hampshire

To me, she will always be a singular unforgettable event, the only time I ever took leave of my objectivity. Perhaps the most able blackmailer of her time, she was at once the worthiest opponent and the greatest ally, and the only woman I have ever... the only woman, period. And though I never would've anticipated it, in the end she did for me what I have done for so many: help solve a problem, first by observation, then by careful intervention - in other words, the Zero Effect.

Jimmy, I'm blacker than you! And what's messed up is, on your best day, you could never be me.

-Isaac (Barbershop)

Cue Marvin Gaye - Got To Give It Up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBs-YTPleHs

We're gonna need a bigger boat!

Charlie: Fourierism was tried in the late nineteenth century… and it failed. Wasn’t Brookfarm Fourierist? It failed.
Tom: That’s debatable.
Charlie: Whether Brookfarm failed?
Tom: That it ceased to exist, I’ll grant you, but whether or not it failed cannot be definitively said.
Charlie: Well, for me, ceasing to exist is – is failure. I mean, that’s pretty definitive.
Tom: Well, everyone ceases to exist. Doesn’t mean everyone’s a failure.

--Metropolitan

"Quick impression for ya. Kaw! Kaw! BANG! Phuck! I'm dead!" - Top Dollar


The Crow

I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.

"In trying to become a gentleman, I had succeeded in becoming...a snob." Pip in Great Expectations.