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I would just ask my cat to use his indoor voice.
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i would tell my dog to learn to use the toilet
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I do talk to Mr. Mittens, and, yes, he understands what I say. So, I tell him that nobody likes orange people.
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Mr. Mittens? Ok that's funny.........
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to the snakes: Why aren't you eating more squirrels, prarie dogs, and field mice?
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Is there homosexuality in the animal world??
Yea I'm dead serious! 
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Is there homosexuality in the animal world?? Yea I'm dead serious! all the male dogs
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Is there homosexuality in the animal world?? Yea I'm dead serious! Gay Goats, Giraffs, and Gorillas are so good at hiding it...... |
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Cat, why on earth were you crawling inside my shirt last night?
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Is there homosexuality in the animal world?? Yea I'm dead serious! all the male dogs haha. That's why I ask!!!! My two males are humping each other like it's a Rue Paul concert 24/7!!! Is it love!!!???
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Is there homosexuality in the animal world?? Yea I'm dead serious! all the male dogs haha. That's why I ask!!!! My two males are humping each other like it's a Rue Paul concert 24/7!!! Is it love!!!??? Actually if you wanna see raw gay animal love, look no further than the pig kingdom. Lots of gay pigs, go visit a farm sometime. |
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Is there homosexuality in the animal world?? Yea I'm dead serious! all the male dogs haha. That's why I ask!!!! My two males are humping each other like it's a Rue Paul concert 24/7!!! Is it love!!!??? and the dog gets brought back to the door with the new neighbor owner explaining what is happening lately talk about a welcome wagon huh?
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Actually in the dog kingdom it is quite common, and in many instances it is because one male dog is asserting his dominance over another, and not neccessarily because he's gay.
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I would kindly ask Meowgi and Danielson to let me sleep through the night, and that I will kindly feed them when I wake up at a better hour of at least 6 a.m. when I work and 9 a.m. when I don't have work. Also to ask them kindly to stop bullying the girls.
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what do you mean "if"? i talk to the animals. whether or not they understand or want to listen is a different story. . . . nope, they run just like the women do. . . . |
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what do you mean "if"? i talk to the animals. whether or not they understand or want to listen is a different story. . . . nope, they run just like the women do. . . . confidence isn't needed when talking to women through a computer screen. . . . |
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The next one of y' that craps in my shoes is goin' to the SPCA ...
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To my cat, quit using my boobs for launching pads and pouncing on claws hurt
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I would teach Black Betty and Chatka how to use my stove/toaster and microwave to make their own danged breakfast.
But, they are too lazy to even use a can opener so them making me breakfast just aint gonna happen. |
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I would teach Black Betty and Chatka how to use my stove/toaster and microwave to make their own danged breakfast. But, they are too lazy to even use a can opener so them making me breakfast just aint gonna happen. They just haven't figured out those opposable thumbs |
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