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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Why is the word "abbreviation" so long? Is it possible to be totally partial? What's another word for thesaurus? If a book about failures doesn't sell is it a success? When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? What do you do when a endangered animal eats endangered plants? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food? Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? What is the speed of dark? How come we never hear about gruntled employees? Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is a boxing ring square? Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan? What was the best thing before sliced bread? How come there aren't B batteries? How is it possible to have a civil war? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? How fast do hotcakes sell?  
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Why is the word "abbreviation" so long? Is it possible to be totally partial? What's another word for thesaurus? If a book about failures doesn't sell is it a success? When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? What do you do when a endangered animal eats endangered plants? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food? Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? What is the speed of dark? How come we never hear about gruntled employees? Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is a boxing ring square? Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan? What was the best thing before sliced bread? How come there aren't B batteries? How is it possible to have a civil war? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? How fast do hotcakes sell? |
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why do they call them buildings when they are done building them?
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uk1971 I love ready your jokes, keep them coming.
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Good points to ponder 
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Why is where you park called a driveway, and where you drive called a parkway???
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