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Something true, about your life. Anything. Preferably interesting.
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haha
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One time I was at my friends house and there was these woods. I walked out into them, it was dark out. I'm in the woods, and I trip and fall. So, I'm laying there and I can't get up, the ground is sucking me in, I look over to my right, and the grim reaper is standing there. I look over to my left, there's a giant black widow. I wake up a few days later in the hospital on a police hold.
There's a bit more to the story, but that's about all I can tell. |
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I once had the swat team surround my house. I didn't even know that my brother had escaped from jail.
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Edited by
plastic_pancakes
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Tue 06/29/10 08:00 PM
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For my 18 and 1/2 birthday (six months before my 19'th birthday) a girl that I knew stole a 15 or so year old bottle of Jameson's Irish Whiskey that was aged 17 years when it was bottled.
At the time I was alternating between two of my friends' houses during the week and on this particular evening I was at the house notorious for partying. When I got there from... well, whatever I was doing, I found that they'd already cracked the bottle. Everybody had a shot... so there were about three gone from the liter bottle. I decided that we should make a tally chart for the evening and promptly drank four shots back to back. (what a waste of good whiskey) Near the end of the night my friend and I were tied at 9 and I took the last two shots out of the bottle, thus making it impossible for him to beat me or even tie. I became very ill and woke up in a shower. Best half birthday party ever though. |
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One time I was at my friends house and there was these woods. I walked out into them, it was dark out. I'm in the woods, and I trip and fall. So, I'm laying there and I can't get up, the ground is sucking me in, I look over to my right, and the grim reaper is standing there. I look over to my left, there's a giant black widow. I wake up a few days later in the hospital on a police hold. There's a bit more to the story, but that's about all I can tell. You were trippin, huh  
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Once when my hair was long I walked into a stop sign but didn't realize it was a stop sign and apologized.
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One time I was at my friends house and there was these woods. I walked out into them, it was dark out. I'm in the woods, and I trip and fall. So, I'm laying there and I can't get up, the ground is sucking me in, I look over to my right, and the grim reaper is standing there. I look over to my left, there's a giant black widow. I wake up a few days later in the hospital on a police hold. There's a bit more to the story, but that's about all I can tell. nice trip... i hate it when that happens |
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I once had the swat team surround my house. I didn't even know that my brother had escaped from jail. thats gotta be the wake up call of the week 
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It was during the summer a few years back and it was in the middle of the night I had just gotten out of the bathtub and I heard raccoons fighting and realized my cat was outside, without thinking about it I went outside to get my cat which she was up a tree and I realized I was naked I forgot my bathrobe, well I got my cat she finally came down from the tree and no sign of the racoons I brought my cat inside, thank god I was in a secluded area and it was dark.
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I will say this first somee lessons take longer than otheers to learn. I once got really drunk as a teenager as dumb teenagers do........everyone decided they wanted to go shrooming.....never done that b4 so tagged along......one guy next to me is the sheriffls son and on the otherside of me probably the mosted wanted for question teenager in town. The cops son goes tearing down this dirt road loses control of the truck and rearends a tree breaking the glass window. We went home and never did get to see shrooming, LOL....sounds nasty anyways....milking the cows was enough...... ;)
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Edited by
Totage
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Tue 06/29/10 08:07 PM
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I had this one friend who used to always call me bro. We got some good stuff this one time and he was talking to me, and all of a sudden it just hit me hard. He's talking to me, and I'm just looking at him not knowing WTF he's saying. He looks at me and says bro. I really thought he was my brother for a while. Funny thing is I don't have any brothers.
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Edited by
Atlantis75
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Tue 06/29/10 08:11 PM
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I went fishing in January when I was 13..with a scooter bike. It was less than like 20 degrees, truly freezing cold and a wind chill I could feel down to my bones, so cold.
I was right next to a bridge which was for only trains. The river was halfway frozen, the middle part wasn't So I got on the ice and started fishing for pike with a spinner. The ice cracked and I crashed and went under, but I resurfaced and kept crushing the ice front of me until I got to the shore. I took off all my clothes except my underwear and squeezed all the water out I could and started shaking them in the wind to get it dry as best as possible. The train was coming and the people were looking at me drying my clothes in a 20F weather, me in an underwear. I couldn't care less I was so cold like never before..but then it almost felt like burning hot so I dressed back on and I rode back to home which was a good 20 min. ride on a scooter (30mph max). When I got home, my pants were frozen in a shape of my posture on the bike and it was solid. I didn't get sick, didn't even catch a cold. |
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I went fishing in January when I was 13..with a scooter bike. It was less than like 20 degrees, truly freezing cold and a wind chill I could feel down to my bones, so cold. I was right next to a bridge which was for only trains. The river was halfway frozen, the middle part wasn't So I got on the ice and started fishing for pike with a spinner. The ice cracked and I crashed and went under, but I resurfaced and kept crushing the ice front of me until I got to the shore. I took off all my clothes except my underwear and squeezed all the water out I could and started shaking them in the wind to get it dry as best as possible. The train was coming and the people were looking at me drying my clothes in a 20F weather, me in an underwear. I couldn't care less I was so cold like never before..but then it almost felt like burning hot so I dressed back on and I rode back to home which was a good 20 min. ride on a scooter (30mph max). When I got home, my pants were frozen in a shape of my posture on the bike and it was solid. I didn't get sick, didn't even catch a cold. You're lucky you didn't drown or catch frostbite. |
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Edited by
misswright
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Tue 06/29/10 08:15 PM
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I petted a real lion once. Its mane was course and thick, and its paws were enormous, as were its teeth. To touch the force of such an animal up close and personal like that was surreal. Best date I've ever been on.
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I once had the swat team surround my house. I didn't even know that my brother had escaped from jail. thats gotta be the wake up call of the week There is alot more to the story, but i'm not going into detail!! That was almost 7 years ago.
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Nice to see you back P_P :-) |
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I petted a real lion once. Its mane was course and thick, and its paws were enormous, as were its teeth. To touch the force of such an animal up close and personal like that was surreal. Best date I've ever been on.  You dated a lion? That would be awesome to see one in person like that though.
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I petted a real lion once. Its mane was course and thick, and its paws were enormous, as were its teeth. To touch the force of such an animal up close and personal like that was surreal. Best date I've ever been on. You dated a lion? That would be awesome to see one in person like that though.
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Nice to see you! Sinatra for the win! That's awesome.
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