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a cop can arrest anyone they want for anything they want.... No they can't. But, if you mean they are in a position to lie and make up a charge against you...yes they can. But, they're going to have to get their partner and the watch commander to go along with it. And, yes, that's possible, too. I'm not sure what your point is. That a cop can lie and take you to jail under false pretense? Yes, that can happen. Lots of bad things can happen all the time. my point is is not a good idea to smart off to a cop... disorderly conduct can mean just about anything That's probably the difference between Texas and California. 
lol maybe, i've never smarted off to a cop in cali... |
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a cop can arrest anyone they want for anything they want.... No they can't. But, if you mean they are in a position to lie and make up a charge against you...yes they can. But, they're going to have to get their partner and the watch commander to go along with it. And, yes, that's possible, too. I'm not sure what your point is. That a cop can lie and take you to jail under false pretense? Yes, that can happen. Lots of bad things can happen all the time. my point is is not a good idea to smart off to a cop... disorderly conduct can mean just about anything Same with Cirminal Mischief. |
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a cop can arrest anyone they want for anything they want.... No they can't. But, if you mean they are in a position to lie and make up a charge against you...yes they can. But, they're going to have to get their partner and the watch commander to go along with it. And, yes, that's possible, too. I'm not sure what your point is. That a cop can lie and take you to jail under false pretense? Yes, that can happen. Lots of bad things can happen all the time. my point is is not a good idea to smart off to a cop... disorderly conduct can mean just about anything That's probably the difference between Texas and California.
lol maybe, i've never smarted off to a cop in cali... In california we just wash your mouth out with soap.
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a cop can arrest anyone they want for anything they want.... No they can't. But, if you mean they are in a position to lie and make up a charge against you...yes they can. But, they're going to have to get their partner and the watch commander to go along with it. And, yes, that's possible, too. I'm not sure what your point is. That a cop can lie and take you to jail under false pretense? Yes, that can happen. Lots of bad things can happen all the time. my point is is not a good idea to smart off to a cop... disorderly conduct can mean just about anything That's probably the difference between Texas and California.
lol maybe, i've never smarted off to a cop in cali... In california we just wash your mouth out with soap.
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A one liner you'll never hear from a cop:
" I'm sorry, your absolutely right I have illegally detained and searched you, please accept my apology and go on your way" |
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a cop can arrest anyone they want for anything they want.... No they can't. But, if you mean they are in a position to lie and make up a charge against you...yes they can. But, they're going to have to get their partner and the watch commander to go along with it. And, yes, that's possible, too. I'm not sure what your point is. That a cop can lie and take you to jail under false pretense? Yes, that can happen. Lots of bad things can happen all the time. my point is is not a good idea to smart off to a cop... disorderly conduct can mean just about anything That's probably the difference between Texas and California.
lol maybe, i've never smarted off to a cop in cali... In california we just wash your mouth out with soap.
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How about what I told a cop.......You point that gun at me and I'll make your badge a distant memory...... Yea, I doub't you used that. doubt all you want I have witnesses LOL dont really care if u believe it or not If you spout of to a cop that's a disorderly conduct or criminal mischief charge. Thats up the judge! Not all judges support the inhumanity implicit in the routine abuse of 'disorderly conduct' as a threat nor a means of punishing those who stand up against injustice and the abuse of power. In my experience, most such charges are dropped. The law ought to be changed to give that violation real meaning - and to restrict its use. |
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A one liner you'll never hear from a cop: " I'm sorry, your absolutely right I have illegally detained and searched you, please accept my apology and go on your way" 
Of course they can't say that, doing so would open them up to a lawsuit. But I have known police with the integrity to admit they were wrong in lesser situations. Here's to honest cops! 
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How about what I told a cop.......You point that gun at me and I'll make your badge a distant memory...... Yea, I doub't you used that. doubt all you want I have witnesses LOL dont really care if u believe it or not If you spout of to a cop that's a disorderly conduct or criminal mischief charge. bull ****. Actually, he was 'right' in the sense that many ******* cops will invoke this charge out of petty retribution....and they often don't get in any kind of trouble for doing so, at all. Its up to you to document police conduct, file formal complaints, and write letters to their public relations department and their leadership. |
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Daaaaaaamn ...
I guess I'm WAY out of line for sayin' 'Thank you' to the cops I run into at the gas station or at WalMart ... |
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How about what I told a cop.......You point that gun at me and I'll make your badge a distant memory...... Yea, I doub't you used that. doubt all you want I have witnesses LOL dont really care if u believe it or not If you spout of to a cop that's a disorderly conduct or criminal mischief charge. bull ****. Actually, he was 'right' in the sense that many ******* cops will invoke this charge out of petty retribution....and they often don't get in any kind of trouble for doing so, at all. Its up to you to document police conduct, file formal complaints, and write letters to their public relations department and their leadership. Criminal Mischief is a charge they will charge you with if they really want you to goto jail but don't have anything to charge you with. It's a BS charge. |
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In my experience, most such charges are dropped. The law ought to be changed to give that violation real meaning - and to restrict its use. Exactly. |
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Daaaaaaamn ... I guess I'm WAY out of line for sayin' 'Thank you' to the cops I run into at the gas station or at WalMart ... No, you're not. It's a very nice thing to do and you can never go wrong by being a nice person. 
There are many cops who deserve the thanks. |
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you personally? how could i say no to that?
Ivory or Irish Spring?
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Daaaaaaamn ... I guess I'm WAY out of line for sayin' 'Thank you' to the cops I run into at the gas station or at WalMart ... No, you're not. It's a very nice thing to do and you can never go wrong by being a nice person.
There are many cops who deserve the thanks. I emphatically agree. |
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you personally? how could i say no to that?
Ivory or Irish Spring?
irish spring... it has a sweeter flavor to it. |
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you personally? how could i say no to that?
Ivory or Irish Spring?
irish spring... it has a sweeter flavor to it. Had your mouth washed out before, I see.
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