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Topic: Really?? You have to ask???
RowBaby Joined Fri 01/22/10 Posts: 11819	Mon 09/20/10 02:56 PM
"Were you sleeping?" Well, I was....

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Mon 09/20/10 02:57 PM
"Were you sleeping?" Well, I was.... Gah! I hate that question, get it all the time when my grandma wakes me up..."were you sleeping?" "No, I'm dead."

RowBaby Joined Fri 01/22/10 Posts: 11819	Mon 09/20/10 02:59 PM
"Were you sleeping?" Well, I was.... Gah! I hate that question, get it all the time when my grandma wakes me up..."were you sleeping?" "No, I'm dead." "Were you sleeping Willy?" as she's smacking you with her walker.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Mon 09/20/10 04:57 PM
"Is anyone sitting in this seat?" If the seat is empty, then obviously nobody is sitting in it. When I hear the question, I want to reply, "Why, yes, the Invisible Girl is sitting there. She's my date. Her brother the Human Torch is nearby cooking our meal." A better question to ask is, "Is this seat reserved?"

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Mon 09/20/10 04:57 PM Edited by Dodo_David on Mon 09/20/10 05:13 PM
Another question that is ridiculous: "Does this make me look fat?" If a woman has to ask, then she probably already has put on extra pounds.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21442	Mon 09/20/10 05:06 PM
While standing in line at the check-out. "Are you in line?" "NO, I'm waiting for a bus."

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Mon 09/20/10 07:27 PM
u guys r hilarious I have been the asker and the respondent with these kinds of questions.

burgundybry Joined Mon 03/05/07 Posts: 8084	Mon 09/20/10 07:30 PM
I work in a dairy department and get this all the time..."do you have homogenized milk"?

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Mon 09/20/10 07:54 PM
I work in a dairy department and get this all the time..."do you have homogenized milk"? do u tell them, No, we park the cow out back?

burgundybry Joined Mon 03/05/07 Posts: 8084	Mon 09/20/10 08:03 PM
I work in a dairy department and get this all the time..."do you have homogenized milk"? do u tell them, No, we park the cow out back? Do you mean after I smack them in the back of the head??

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Mon 09/20/10 08:04 PM
I work in a dairy department and get this all the time..."do you have homogenized milk"? do u tell them, No, we park the cow out back? Do you mean after I smack them in the back of the head?? Tell them the cows have a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy.

burgundybry Joined Mon 03/05/07 Posts: 8084	Mon 09/20/10 08:07 PM
I work in a dairy department and get this all the time..."do you have homogenized milk"? do u tell them, No, we park the cow out back? Do you mean after I smack them in the back of the head?? Tell them the cows have a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy. LMAO!! I gotta try that one!

Suzanne20 Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 9261	Mon 09/20/10 11:45 PM
Ok not really a common thing for "normal" people, but when some people find out I am paralyzed in my legs they will ask me, "so if I cut off your leg with a chainsaw you wouldn't feel it?" WTF???!!! There are some strange people in this world!

EquusDancer Joined Sun 04/05/09 Posts: 6281	Tue 09/21/10 10:16 AM
How about "Did you find everything okay?" by the cashier while you are checking out? I feel like saying "actually no, these are unfound things I put on the conveyor belt here so don't charge me for them okay?" I don't know. Our Wal-Mart changed up the store and discontinued a few items. I'm not finding a lot of what I used to find. The idiotic place actually ran out of potatoes before Labor day, and didn't get them in for a week. They also don't know where they put things, so the employees are useless. I've been having to shop at HEB more and I hate that store. Pumpkin mix is apparently a seasonal thing now, so once it comes in, I'll have to stock up on it.

EquusDancer Joined Sun 04/05/09 Posts: 6281	Tue 09/21/10 10:18 AM
I work in a dairy department and get this all the time..."do you have homogenized milk"? do u tell them, No, we park the cow out back? Do you mean after I smack them in the back of the head?? Tell them the cows have a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy. LMAO!! I gotta try that one! They don't usually even realize a cow is involved.

EquusDancer Joined Sun 04/05/09 Posts: 6281	Tue 09/21/10 10:20 AM
Do you need a rooster to get eggs from chickens? How does milking a cow work? Farm questions are downright scary. People are so clueless about where their food comes from. We really could do a Soylent Green, and no one would know or care, so long as they were fed.