had a waitress walk up to our table last week and ask, can i get you something?....

ummm no, we were just tired of driving around and thought we might come in and rest for a while, but thanks for checking on us!

I was going through the drive-thru a month or so ago and the guy asked me "is that for here or to go?".. I lost it, after I stopped laughing I said "It's for here, I just like going through the drive thru..

I hate that! I hate it when people come up to me and start speaking spanish like I should know it just cause I have brown skin. I simply reply, "enchiladas." (Not really a question, but still....)

I like it when somebody calls me on the phone and asks "what cha doing?" I tell them, I'm talking on the phone dumb****!

How about when I'm at work,and somebody comes in and asks "What cha doing?" Well, I usually work when I'm at work, but I'm taking a vacation right now.

My all time favorite stupid question is when you are coughing your brains out or some other thing indicating you are sick, they say "are you ok?" I say, "yea I'm just dying, get my grave ready."

I frequently find myself asking the guy behind me in traffic why the hell he is honking at me when I stopped for a pedestrian or oncoming traffic. Or when the light just changed. Get some patience buddy, see you at the next red light speed demon.

When I order a burger and fries.

The person asks if I want French fries.

No, I want German fries. Geez! And this isn't a place where I can choose regular fries, or curly fries. all they serve is regular fries. Dorks.

Are these twins...in the stroler, looking a lot a like, same age, complementing outfits etc etc....even to this day ppl ask me that stupid question.
i do answer though: no, sorry, they were triplets, but we left one in the hospital.

hahhaha

Or when you pushing your daughter on the swing with her bow and hot pink dress, and they ask, How old is your son, he so adorable! WTF-this aint the forties.

walking with my twins when they were babies: are these yours?

Or Where do they get those beautiful blue eyes from? (their dad is black and they ask-even when he is with us,) HELLO look into MY eyes!

I also love it when I am working in the yard, and someone comes up to me and asks, "Hey. Are ya busy?". Oh noooo. I just have sweat dripping down my forehead and am dirty from not doing anything.

How about "Did you find everything okay?" by the cashier while you are checking out?

I feel like saying "actually no, these are unfound things I put on the conveyor belt here so don't charge me for them okay?"

I get IMs from scammers and it's obvious they're scammers from the first few lines. They ask things like "What's your name? How old are you? Where do you live?" -- all of this stuff is in my profile, AND "Who Viewed Me" always shows that they DID look at my profile.

I've started telling them, "Hey, all this is in my profile, and I know you already looked at it, so why are you asking?" And they'll say something like "Oh, just tell me anyway." And I say, "No, go look at my profile."

A little later, once I've confirmed their scammerhood, I report them and they get deleted. Ah, the world is full of clueless idiots.

Nooooooooo....you say "Sure I did....I took this stuff out of everyone else's carts as I passed by!"

Usually I ask them "Are you playing hide and seek...did you hide items from me"? Or like at a regular grocery store I ask them where items are that you know they don't carry... some of the expressions on their face are so priceless... I just like to get them to smile…

"How much for a 20 sack?"