Topic: What do men want?
tanyaann's photo
Sun 09/26/10 06:12 PM



We need you chicks to stop having fake orgasms. It is devestating the male psyche. grumble

How do you know they are fake?


Because the chick didn't slap me silly and call me Susan.


rofl

metalwing's photo
Sun 09/26/10 06:14 PM
Duh! Slow smoked ribs!


And pie!

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Sun 09/26/10 06:18 PM

I'm 28yrs a single mother of two....I'm new to this site please help me understand what men really want cz I'm interested in dating again but not sure where to begin......Canadian, Haitian, French etc.......

when u have this answer of what men want, please let me in on the secret. I have been wondering about that for many years.

It seems like they mostly want beer sports sex and food and to not have to go shopping but I could be wrong

they will also do the exact opposite of what u expect when u least expect it - watch out for this. it's confusing-ish:heart:

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Sun 09/26/10 06:21 PM

this is gonna shock alot of women but i am gonna help solve the major mistery!! men want 2 things: I want a beer an i wanna see somethin naked! if you think its more complicated then your wrong.. an any man that says diffrent is a liar or gay


pretty much what I have always suspected - does it matter what species of naked?laugh

Dodo_David's photo
Sun 09/26/10 06:36 PM

I want a beer an i wanna see somethin naked!

The topic of this thread is "men", not "morons".


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Sun 09/26/10 06:49 PM


..a girl that gives good head...
ohwell


for some of us there is a hell of alot more tolife then sex


Oh?whoa

Dodo_David's photo
Sun 09/26/10 06:53 PM



..a girl that gives good head...
ohwell


for some of us there is a hell of alot more tolife then sex


Oh?whoa

When you are Melmacian, there are also cats.

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Sun 09/26/10 06:54 PM

We need you chicks to stop having fake orgasms. It is devestating the male psyche. grumble


u know of course that the solution to that problem is relatively simple - and practicing to get it right is pretty funpitchfork

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Sun 09/26/10 06:55 PM


Men are just like women only different.



Nah, women want a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.


where? u found one?:laughing:

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Sun 09/26/10 08:38 PM


Nah, women want a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.


Ill take a dozen, please...:thumbsup:

Blaze1978's photo
Sun 09/26/10 11:03 PM
This man yearns for balance, equality and acceptance.

snowneo's photo
Mon 09/27/10 12:36 PM
Hello,

You know it does seem that most men all they want is Sex, Beer and Food, but there are still a lot of men out there who don't care for the sex, there are still men out there that ACTUALLY LISTEN, want to do the things the the woman wants, and actually shows respect, dignity and love, who wants to spend time and just talk and enjoy life.

There are lots of men who won't mind going shopping with you for hours and picking out outfits, and shoes and of course accessories :). There are men who will do anything just to be with her, and will put up with absolutely anything to be with her.

I feel that a lot of men have put a bad rapport on the good ones, and it makes you wonder why a lot of guys are single, and rejected when all they can think about is, is sex, beer and food. Maybe if guys were more sensitive then they would be in longer relationships, or at least a relationship period.

Regards,
Marcus

EquusDancer's photo
Mon 09/27/10 01:46 PM
Heck if I know. The guys I've met don't even seem to know what they want. Tell ya one thing and change their mind later for something else. noway


snowneo's photo
Mon 09/27/10 01:52 PM

Heck if I know. The guys I've met don't even seem to know what they want. Tell ya one thing and change their mind later for something else. noway




That sounds about right, and you wonder why even though I am bi, the chances of me being in a long term relationship with a man is very low.

1Bartolo's photo
Mon 09/27/10 01:55 PM
Men want the same things woman want Then we get rid of whatever we can't use

EquusDancer's photo
Mon 09/27/10 01:56 PM


Heck if I know. The guys I've met don't even seem to know what they want. Tell ya one thing and change their mind later for something else. noway




That sounds about right, and you wonder why even though I am bi, the chances of me being in a long term relationship with a man is very low.


I think that's getting more and more common across the board. I see very few long term relationships any more, which is sad.

snowneo's photo
Mon 09/27/10 02:01 PM



Heck if I know. The guys I've met don't even seem to know what they want. Tell ya one thing and change their mind later for something else. noway




That sounds about right, and you wonder why even though I am bi, the chances of me being in a long term relationship with a man is very low.


I think that's getting more and more common across the board. I see very few long term relationships any more, which is sad.


It is very sad to say, makes me wonder sometimes why I am even looking, and although I have never dated, I don't want to end up dating tons of people to find the right one, I just don't think it is right, even on here I met someome, not dating just friends and going to see where it takes us, but I feel bad still coming on here, though right now I am just looking around and chatting on the boards.

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 09/27/10 04:36 PM

Men want the same things woman want Then we get rid of whatever we can't use

Sadly, that statement is too true. Women don't always say what they really want. Some women claim to be looking for love when in reality they are looking for a lifestyle.

When a man says that he wants something besides love, then at least he is being honest about what he wants.

ujGearhead's photo
Mon 09/27/10 04:39 PM
Right this second I'd be happy with a box of donuts and a gaggle of Oompa-Loompas.

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 09/27/10 04:52 PM

Right this second I'd be happy with a box of donuts and a gaggle of Oompa-Loompas.

Oompa-Loompas?

noway