Topic: dating protocol
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Mon 01/10/11 05:18 PM
I'm looking for socially acceptable ideas on how to suggest to my date to get a salad. Any ideas?

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Mon 01/10/11 05:22 PM

I'm looking for socially acceptable ideas on how to suggest to my date to get a salad. Any ideas?


Why would you try to even suggest she eat a salad? Do you think she's too fat? If you're that shallow then you need to bail out honey & let her eat whatever the hell she wants to eat!!! There is no socially acceptable way to say 'Honey, you're too fat. How about a salad today"?noway :::grumble:::

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Mon 01/10/11 05:26 PM


I'm looking for socially acceptable ideas on how to suggest to my date to get a salad. Any ideas?


Why would you try to even suggest she eat a salad? Do you think she's too fat? If you're that shallow then you need to bail out honey & let her eat whatever the hell she wants to eat!!! There is no socially acceptable way to say 'Honey, you're too fat. How about a salad today"?noway :::grumble:::

Can you believe a progressive fella like myself is still single? I'm just not appreciated! blushing

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Mon 01/10/11 05:30 PM



I'm looking for socially acceptable ideas on how to suggest to my date to get a salad. Any ideas?


Why would you try to even suggest she eat a salad? Do you think she's too fat? If you're that shallow then you need to bail out honey & let her eat whatever the hell she wants to eat!!! There is no socially acceptable way to say 'Honey, you're too fat. How about a salad today"?noway :::grumble:::

Can you believe a progressive fella like myself is still single? I'm just not appreciated! blushing


Geez, I can't imagine why some goddess hasn't snatched you up yet!! Imagine that!!! You seem to be gods gift to women...at least you seem to think so from your profile & post!! I'm actually underweight & I'd beat the **** out of you if you ever as much as suggested a salad!!!!

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Mon 01/10/11 05:33 PM

You could make a bargain...

How bout 'if I lose 10 lbs, will you match me?'

Or...'What would make me more attractive to you? How about I join hair club, and for me, you could join Jenny, whaddya say? We could please each other if we try'

That would be a nice gesture if my receding hairline didn't already make me even more sexy. And my extra weight means there's just more of me to love, I do my part. It's a curse, but I bear it.

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Mon 01/10/11 05:33 PM

I'm looking for socially acceptable ideas
on how to suggest to my date to get a salad.
Any ideas?

Are you broke?
'Hey baby, anything more than a salad tonight
and we do dishes.'

And if it is what Tessa ^^^ suggests, it
almost sounds like the salad is just for her,
and you would make a fat girl eat salad
while you ate gourmet.

In that instance, I am at a loss for words
on a socially acceptable way to put it.
Maybe 'Hey, I am a **** whose **** ****'s
so I ***** in your ****ing **** with a
****ing salad.'

Could work.

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Mon 01/10/11 05:34 PM


You could make a bargain...

How bout 'if I lose 10 lbs, will you match me?'

Or...'What would make me more attractive to you? How about I join hair club, and for me, you could join Jenny, whaddya say? We could please each other if we try'

That would be a nice gesture if my receding hairline didn't already make me even more sexy. And my extra weight means there's just more of me to love, I do my part. It's a curse, but I bear it.


I hope you know you've just officially ruined my buzz!!!!grumble

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Mon 01/10/11 05:36 PM




I'm looking for socially acceptable ideas on how to suggest to my date to get a salad. Any ideas?


Why would you try to even suggest she eat a salad? Do you think she's too fat? If you're that shallow then you need to bail out honey & let her eat whatever the hell she wants to eat!!! There is no socially acceptable way to say 'Honey, you're too fat. How about a salad today"?noway :::grumble:::

Can you believe a progressive fella like myself is still single? I'm just not appreciated! blushing


Geez, I can't imagine why some goddess hasn't snatched you up yet!! Imagine that!!! You seem to be gods gift to women...at least you seem to think so from your profile & post!! I'm actually underweight & I'd beat the **** out of you if you ever as much as suggested a salad!!!!


Oh lighten up! I'm just kidding around. You know, having fun? Chillax, eat whatever you like! Loosen up! Life is short.flowerforyou

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Mon 01/10/11 05:37 PM
ima gonna have me some and watch this unfoldlaugh

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Mon 01/10/11 05:38 PM



You could make a bargain...

How bout 'if I lose 10 lbs, will you match me?'

Or...'What would make me more attractive to you? How about I join hair club, and for me, you could join Jenny, whaddya say? We could please each other if we try'

That would be a nice gesture if my receding hairline didn't already make me even more sexy. And my extra weight means there's just more of me to love, I do my part. It's a curse, but I bear it.


I hope you know you've just officially ruined my buzz!!!!grumble

I really am sorry about your buzz, mine's great, I'm laughing my *** off over here. It's funny because it's absurd.

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Mon 01/10/11 05:40 PM



You could make a bargain...

How bout 'if I lose 10 lbs, will you match me?'

Or...'What would make me more attractive to you? How about I join hair club, and for me, you could join Jenny, whaddya say? We could please each other if we try'

That would be a nice gesture if my receding hairline didn't already make me even more sexy. And my extra weight means there's just more of me to love, I do my part. It's a curse, but I bear it.


...Or....'I will engage is psychiatric counseling in exchange for you engaging in nutritional counseling.' Its a win/win.

Give me your hate, I don't mind. It's still funny!

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Mon 01/10/11 05:40 PM

ima gonna have me some and watch this unfoldlaugh


Fetts, how can I put this lightly? How about a salad instead?rofl Buttered popcorn is so unattractive & ....eeek...fattening!!!shocked

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Mon 01/10/11 05:44 PM
Tessa are you callin me a pfat pfukk??laugh laugh ill only eat salad if i can douche it in some really fattening dressing:tongue:

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Mon 01/10/11 05:46 PM
I'm gonna go out in a blaze of glory someday when I meet just the right woman, and pull off the worst date ever; full of beautiful moments, like when I suggest a salad, or when I ask the waitress to split the check.

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Mon 01/10/11 06:02 PM

Tessa are you callin me a pfat pfukk??laugh laugh ill only eat salad if i can douche it in some really fattening dressing:tongue:


Oh, have I got the salad dressing just for you? pfat pfukk dressing delight!! Just marketed for pfat pfukks like yourself!!! So, you can go on a date fashionably slim!! You know i luv ya fetts!!!rofl

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Mon 01/10/11 06:04 PM



I'm looking for socially acceptable ideas on how to suggest to my date to get a salad. Any ideas?


Why would you try to even suggest she eat a salad? Do you think she's too fat? If you're that shallow then you need to bail out honey & let her eat whatever the hell she wants to eat!!! There is no socially acceptable way to say 'Honey, you're too fat. How about a salad today"?noway :::grumble:::

Can you believe a progressive fella like myself is still single? I'm just not appreciated! blushing


You crack me up snuff.

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Mon 01/10/11 06:05 PM
Not yet. I'm actually quite amiable as a rule, but it's a beautiful dream. Wouldn't it be fun from your viewpoint for you to pick the epitome of all the jerks you met, and give him the worst date of his life? It would be liberating. Free yourself and put it on your to do list! I'm not sexist or anything, I think we all owe it to ourselves.

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Mon 01/10/11 09:57 PM
Edited by Tessa02 on Mon 01/10/11 09:58 PM
You're a freaking turd, ya know?rofl