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| Topic: Come on Kids...I am taking all of you out..... | |
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It is a chilly but nice morning and all of us need to get out and get some fresh air and sunshine. Sooooooooo
Today, I am taking everyone to the Zoo. I will get all of you boxes of animal crackers...Everyone get in the van! ...now..lemme just finish taking a leak then, we will hit the zoo....  Ohhhhhhh....sleepy Flamingoes!!!!!  Is it just me or is that black Swan sexy? 
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Look kids! A fluffy and cuddly Western Diamond backed Rattle snake!!!!
 Sooooo hugable!! ...and LOOK!!!! Good Morning Mr. Croc-O-Stimpy!!!! 
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Great pics!! Thx for the invite!!!!
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Florida Pink Lawn Flamingos
 Black Flowerback Swans  And the elusive Lawn Gnome  This one is wild. How do I know? He ain't got no cloths on... Well actually he lost them...  Gnomes have gambling problems! |
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Loookyyyyy!!!!
Alligator newt ....Stylin and profilin  OHHHHHHH..Poison Dart Frogs!!! YAY!!! I bet you would trip your **** off if you licked one of those bad boys!!!  
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Uncle Krupa can we go see the polar bears?............
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YAY!!
 I haven't been to a zoo in a long time...unless you count being over Mom's house on the holidays with all the family. 
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Uncle Krupa can we go see the polar bears?............ no, i want to see the monkeys!!!! |
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Uncle Krupa can we go see the polar bears?............ Yay, yay!! Melikes the alligator newt, most interesting, oh and the froggy pup. If one of those snakes got out, and you live up the street..I can see you getting halfway swallowed, thinking you were going to see lady snake parts.. |
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cool
good times just be sure to wear a hat in the aviary |
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All right..lets hit the indoor aviary...remember kids....just cause the birds crap in there, doesnt mean it's ok for you to.
 An Ibis! Like Storks and Cranes, they dont sweat or pant so they poop on thier legs for evaporative cooling.....there is a damned good reason that pirates never had Ibis on thier shoulders...  What's next...? The North American Sex Otter...(I didn't make the name so don't ask) 
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Edited by
Queene123
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Sun 01/30/11 12:29 PM
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Uncle Krupa can we go see the polar bears?............ no, i want to see the monkeys!!!! 
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Onward Kids...someone hold Newarks hand....We don't need that reprobate getting us kicked out again!
Now...let's go see my girl..... I swear this female giraffe is gonna eat my hair if she ever gets the chance....She acts like a love struck teenager EVERY time I see her...she follows me....  
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The rhino was playing with her ball but, I know better than to stick around....
The first day her exhibit was opened I was the first one there...and as she nervously paced around she shot a stream of pee about 40' with the velocity of a water hose. It cleared the walk way about 4' up....face height to a kid....I laughed thinking "It is only a matter of time before she pees on someone... 
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The white Tiger did it's job...hanging out like a cool cat till it has to kill something.
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..Looks like the lions have been humpin!!!
 
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I have discovered that flirting with chicks at the zoo boils down to exactly where you are.....
Some places will give you better luck than others....  
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Edited by
heavenlyboy34
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Sun 01/30/11 12:59 PM
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I wanna see the polar bears and the underwater aquarium display! Yay, sharks!
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I wanna see the polar bears and the underwater aquarium display! Yay, sharks! I live in Abilene Texas....We are a little short on Polar Bears and sharks with lazers strapped to thier friggen heads... |
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Lions and Tigers and Bears...Oh My!!...
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