what dating tips did you get from your parents in your younger days?

Let him call you first

Don't get anybody pregnant.

You are not dating anyone until you are 21!!!!

I remember one time when I had the dry heaves dad told me that I should learn chew my food better. As I remember now dad said I should bring my dates home. They had a fine time. Ah, such fine memories.

I remember my dad telling me that I was just like my mother and my mother telling me that I was just like my father. There is a tip in there some where I am sure.

grandpa said there are only two things you need in life; a cold beer and a hot woman. you can get through times with a hot beer, but you will never get by with a cold woman

1. don't run after sex now; b'cos you will have more then enough in your entire life.
2. keep him waiting and never show up.
3. make sure he loves you more then you love him

My Mother said 'Hold an aspirin between your knees.
Then you won't get pregnant.'

My grandma used to say Hold a dime between your knees

Shshsh my granny use to tell me to just leave them boys alone and enjoy your life.....

Hummm but she forgot to tell me how much fun it was to catch those boys hehehehe

1. Don't bring one like "THAT!" home.

2. Never tell a Girl you like her.

3. No trainers.

4. No beer.

5. No smokies.

6. No junkies.

7. One that doesn't talk funny.

8. Has brains.

9. Nice, polite, kind, and well mannered.

10. The only thing a Girl needs is loving.

Don`t be dropping things to look up her dress.

Don`t be necking in the car.

Don`t go into the back seat of the car.

Don`t make me a Grandparent before my time.

Don`t name it after me.

Don`t do anything that I wouldn`t do.

These and other safe dating tips were brought to you by my parents.

This must be generational advice.....Your parents sound just like my parents!!

So wait, do I have to wait 15 minutes like going swimming after I eat food? That just gave me a funny image in my head of some guy running down the hall and falling while yelling "AAAHHHH! Charlie horse!"

What did you do when someone asked you for a dime for a phone call?

I used to get go ask your mother when I wasn't getting go ask your father. Have you ever felt like a yoyo or a ping pong ball? Yesterday, I told my older sister who bought us a big turkey for Thanksgiving that Mom called asking if I was going to my younger sister's house where Mom was going to Thanksgiving. I said that my sister had bought us a turkey for Thanksgiving. Mom said that my older sister was invited, too. So, the ping pong ball or yoyo, me goes to relay the message to my older sister. I told her that Mom's birthday comes right after Thanksgiving. It is like you ought to know you are the oldest child. So my older sister tells me, the ping pong ball or yoyo (Takes you pick.) to call Mom to see if we are all giving birthday presents to her at Thanksgiving. So, I call Mom back and she tells me that it is a family affair but not if my sister is bring her friends. So, now I have to talk to sister in private. I am tired of being the ping pong ball. I am getting dizzy.

1. Let him approach you.

2. Leave something for his imagination instead of putting it all out immediately.

3. Know what attracts him to you, make sure you maintain it once you are a couple.

4. Do not play games with a man.

5. Expect to attract men that would use a prostitute, if you dress like a prostitute. Be aware of what type of men you are attracting with wardrobe and behavior choices.


6. Never demand more from your partner than what you are willing to bring to the table yourself.( ie, dont dwell on their income if you have none of your own, dont dwell on their fitness if you are unfit, dont insist on their fidelity if they cant count on yours,,etc,,,)


and, the one that clashes with modern culture where 'friend' is a dirty word

7. Be friends FIRST. If you cant manage that relationship , any other one will eventually fail.

i'm not allowed to look at a dude unless i'm thinking about getting married.
i don't listen to my parents.

have you looked at me yet?

of course not.