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Topic: Really stupid and silly or funny poems
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Fri 02/03/12 03:17 PM
Edited by Jeanniebean on Fri 02/03/12 03:18 PM
Here is my really stupid, silly or funny poems.


I'll begin with "I saw two Birds."

I SAW TWO BIRDS

I saw two birds today.
A mother robin red breast
bringing food to babies in their nest
flying low, she fell not far
from where I hit her with my car.

The second I remember best.
A baby bird had fallen from its nest,
there on the sidewalk, laid to rest;
Dead.

I had accidently stepped upon its head.


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Sat 02/04/12 04:43 AM
slaphead :laughing:

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Sat 02/04/12 05:41 AM
My silly little poem...

Something sad but oh so true...
You can't love all, all can't love you...

As facts of life, it's nothing new...
The world is huge, so don't be blue...

Take the good, remember to...
Flush the rest and muddle through...






Smile, somebody love you!!!!!:tongue:
:banana: :banana: :banana:

motowndowntown's photo
Sat 02/04/12 08:12 AM
The barber shaved the mason

And as I suppose

Cut off his nose

And put it in a basin.

Ladylid2012's photo
Sat 02/04/12 09:00 AM
Bang
Bang
Bang
Guns are noisy.
So get some earmuffs.
My dog eats lemons.

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Sat 02/04/12 09:10 AM
QUOTE:

Bang
Bang
Bang
Guns are noisy.
So get some earmuffs.
My dog eats lemons.


rofl

:thumbsup:

waving

Ladylid2012's photo
Sat 02/04/12 09:14 AM
Birdie birdie in the sky
why'd you do that in my eye...
I'm sure glad elephants can't fly.



Morning Leigh waving flowers

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Sat 02/04/12 09:18 AM
QUOTE:

Birdie birdie in the sky
why'd you do that in my eye...
I'm sure glad elephants can't fly.



Morning Leigh waving flowers


Mountain, mountain, mountain high...
I'd climb to the top, but I can't fly...

So why don't you on bended knee..
Pick me up and carry me....bigsmile

:banana:

Ladylid2012's photo
Sat 02/04/12 09:29 AM
The sky is gray
i like to have my own way
horses go nay
that's all i have to say

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Sat 02/04/12 11:33 AM

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Sat 02/04/12 02:49 PM
This one is really gross.sick sick




I like to fart and pick my nose
and dance around without clothes
and scratch my pubic hair
when no one else is there.


Ladylid2012's photo
Sat 02/04/12 03:45 PM
laugh laugh laugh

Ladylid2012's photo
Sat 02/04/12 03:50 PM
the sun is high
so am i
I'll smoke ganja
till the day i die

smokin smokin

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Sun 02/05/12 12:08 AM
Roses are Green flowerforyou
Violets are Orange flowerforyou
Only then did I SEE the reality.... spock
A ambiguous realization, of a contemptuous world... smokin
Enslaved by a shattered kaleidoscope matrix...devil
My perception a faith-ed artist, born color blind.....slaphead

pennyg281's photo
Mon 02/06/12 12:22 AM
The cow and the pig they ran away for the duck caught them kissing under the hay. :)

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Mon 02/06/12 10:28 PM
Edited by Up2Us on Mon 02/06/12 10:46 PM
Roadkill Snail.
On a Hot July day.
Chemtrails of Salt.
Blanked Blue Skies.
Made, for One Bad Day.

Run over by a distracted Blue Turtle of death....
Texting while on the Interstate....
Poor, Roadkill Snail.
Forgot to Look Both Ways.....tongue2

Ladylid2012's photo
Tue 02/07/12 03:26 PM
Steak and eggs
Lamb and rice
Burger and fries
Pork chops and apple sauce
If I eat meat I can't poo..
can you?
Meat is yucky.

motowndowntown's photo
Tue 02/07/12 03:39 PM
Hay is for horses

Grass is free

Cows eat it

Why can't we

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Tue 02/07/12 05:17 PM
Kitty kitty..

You look so pretty,

come with me into the city.



(I just made that up.)


another one:

My dog is barking
he's such a pup
I wish I knew how to make him shut up.

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Tue 02/07/12 11:15 PM
Conversations with myself
Beginning at the end, and ending at the Beginning
Somewhere between, Here and There....
I find myself, loss within myself.
Deja vu, being, the shadow of a paradox...spock

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