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Topic: On a dark stormy night in Oklahoma.........
MissB4ya's photo
Sun 04/22/12 02:36 PM
A tornado ripped through the town of Buckbunz. A single man and goat rose from the debris...............


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motowndowntown's photo
Sun 04/22/12 03:03 PM
The goat looked at the man and said, "I told you this would happen."

MissB4ya's photo
Sun 04/22/12 03:11 PM
The man eyed the goat suspiciously...."Marg?!"

motowndowntown's photo
Sun 04/22/12 03:16 PM
"No." The goat said. "It's Bob, your other goat."

"Marge is the cow stuck up in the tree over there."

MissB4ya's photo
Sun 04/22/12 03:24 PM
"Dont you call me a cow you prick!" Marg spat at Bob from the tree. "I am the mother of your son, Billy it's your fault I gained all this weight anyway!" The man stepped back slowly.....he didn't want to witness the evident goat domestic that was brewing.......

motowndowntown's photo
Sun 04/22/12 03:33 PM
Thinking of things brewing the man got to wondering if there was any
beer in that fridge next to the overturned semi truck.

MissB4ya's photo
Sun 04/22/12 04:21 PM
The man opened the refrigerator, a yellowish green substance oozed onto the ground.....

Totage's photo
Sun 04/22/12 04:26 PM
Marge and Bob both pointed at the urine soaked man and began to laugh.

MissB4ya's photo
Sun 04/22/12 04:35 PM
The urine began to glow...the man started to feel a pain in his stomach.........

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Sun 04/22/12 04:41 PM
when a unicorn fell from the sky..

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Sun 04/22/12 04:50 PM
lost its balance and crashed into a tree....

Ladylid2012's photo
Sun 04/22/12 05:14 PM
and the cow, unicorn and tree all crashed to the ground

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Sun 04/22/12 05:26 PM
a butterfly flew past and rested on the cow

MissB4ya's photo
Sun 04/22/12 05:52 PM
Marg flicked the butterfly off of her and screamed "For pets sake I am not a cow I'm a goat!"

burgundybry's photo
Sun 04/22/12 06:06 PM
The butterfly muttered to itself.."damn, these are good drugs"!

burgundybry's photo
Sun 04/22/12 06:09 PM
....meanwhile, back at the ranch in Buckbunz..

burgundybry's photo
Sun 04/22/12 06:24 PM
the man had become confused, and was eyeballing Bob the goat with a lustful look.

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Sun 04/22/12 06:35 PM
when the goat winked at him...

burgundybry's photo
Sun 04/22/12 06:46 PM
Bob just happened to have really long legs, so the man grabbed his bucket, and

Ladylid2012's photo
Sun 04/22/12 06:54 PM
...and started milking the goat

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