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Hey ladies, whats the most bizarre and brazen pickup line some guy has used on you. I believe ladies enjoy being courted.
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'My wife is going to die soon and I want you to wait for me.' From a man I hardly knew.
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I was at the bar one day (several years ago) and leaning against it and talking to some friends. Some guy came up to me and said "I'd love to kiss your left boob"
I looked at him and said "what the @#$@%%&^%%#%$ is wrong with the right one" My friend died laughing True story |
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"Hello my name is John Henry and I hope you like how that sounds because sometime in the future I want you signing it with a MRS in front of it."
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"Hello my name is John Henry and I hope you like how that sounds because sometime in the future I want you signing it with a MRS in front of it." 
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What can I make you for breakfast in the morning?
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I was at the bar one day (several years ago) and leaning against it and talking to some friends. Some guy came up to me and said "I'd love to kiss your left boob" I looked at him and said "what the @#$@%%&^%%#%$ is wrong with the right one" My friend died laughing True story lolz |
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I was at the bar one day (several years ago) and leaning against it and talking to some friends. Some guy came up to me and said "I'd love to kiss your left boob" I looked at him and said "what the @#$@%%&^%%#%$ is wrong with the right one" My friend died laughing True story 
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LOL would not want one of the girls getting slighted .
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Edited by
teadipper
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Mon 06/11/12 11:41 AM
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In high school, a really good looking long haired heavy metal dude walked up to me and said, "Baby, I'm gonna need your name, phone number, address and next of kin". You have to remember I was a total 80s chick. 120 pounds. A huge mane of blonde hair, etc.
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