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Easiest way?

Chloral Hydrate?

Keeping her is a different story.

I use my good looks, charm and open-ended credit card.

I also have a bridge in Brooklyn fer sale.

Set traps.

If you see a good looking blond, give her a mirror and tell her the gal in the picture is your long lost girlfriend who contracted amnesia.

Lower your standards. Works for the short term.

if you want a girlfriend its simple just go find an attractive women say "I ****ing love you! but im not IN.. love with you"

Go out and talk to 100 different women. Before you get to the end, you'll have a girlfriend.

Depends what you mean by girlfriend. The companion/lover/soul mate combo is hard to come by. The sleeps with you at expects money but won't outright admit she is is your own personal hooker is harder to find.

Pursue any of your hobbies that involve going out and being around people. If you are a computer nerd, join a user's group or go to a convention. The ratio of women is smaller but they exist. Go to Comi-con if you are a guy into comic books. Again, smaller ratio but you would have something in common. Like amusement parks, go to Six Flags. Tons of single women.

I meet my ex husband who I was with 20 years at a BBS meet up (pre everyone having the WWW)

It’s said that Benjamin Franklin shook 100 hands a day to promote himself.

To adapt this to dating maybe you need to kiss 100 girls a day.
Yes, your face will be mighty sore, but one of them is bound to kiss back.

Let us know how it works out.

Wear a T-shirt that says "I'm rich and looking for love"
Worst that will happen is you'll talk to some new people.

Don't go searching for one, Your young go out have fun, find who you are and enjoy yourself.Eventually some girl will develop an interest in you because your genuine.

Win the lottery

Be different... I don't know about the rest of the world but here in SA, guys seem to be following the same script when it comes to chatting to girls. So much so that you can pre-empt what he's going to say before he even says it (I kid you not). Needless to say, these random Tommys and Sizwes are forgotten as soon as they walk away.
Stand out. I'm not saying do something drastic. I mean something as simple as have a normal conversation with a girl, a normal intelligent conversation and then DON'T ask for her number afterwards. You'll stick in her mind because you were not typical. That's just one thing that I know I find refreshing in a guy. We talk, we laugh and then he says goodbye. Next time I see him, I'm comfortable enough to be willing to give him my number. Even then, don't jump straight into heavy relationship talk. Keep it light, simple and let it flow. If you're worried about being friend-zoned, don't. If you do end up there, it's most likely because she is not attracted to you and would have brushed you off anyway had you been typical (or maybe that's just me). Worst case scenario: You make a new friend. Best case scenario: The baby with a golden carriage.

What if you never see eachother again? Guess it wasn't meant to be?

Yes, that's what I think.

Am I to understand that you humans no longer use the "Alley Oop" method?






[Dodo_David puts away the club that he was holding.]

Be a conversationalist. Telling jokes and funny stories.

How about this guy pictured below, should be ideal for you. ( joke) Welcome to Mingle2




Best way to find a girlfriend is just be your natural self.

I love a good personality, a man who has a few interests and lots to say. I love humor and confidence. Don't be too needy, don't spill your guts, be honest (completely) and don't start talking sex, women DO get turned off by that and begin to wonder what your intentions really are.

Just my personal opinion :)