Topic: What turns you on?
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Wed 07/17/13 02:55 AM







A good balance of dominance and aggression. Tall, big hairy chest. Other then that, it's the personality that does it for me.


Well, hello there lilredhollyhood... flowerforyou


what?


Was just being facetious, I've actually had an ex-gf describe me just like that before so your choice of words got my attention.

You're an attractive girl and not only physically but in the bits of your personality that come across in the forums however, there are too many years between us so don't take my comments too seriously.


I'll take your advice and wont take you seriously but I will say this: Being 33 doesn't make you mature as being 21 doesn't make you immature. It always depends on the individual. Also, it's a little silly to let one bad experience create a stigma for 21 year olds. That's generalizing. If the shoe was on the other foot, I'd have learned my lesson and cut my interest in older guys a long time ago, because I've got more then one bad experience with older guys, to talk about but y'know what? It's dirt off my shoulder. I never let one or 50 bad apples spoil the bunch. And I always give everyone a chance. No matter how many battles I've endured. Or how foolish it may seem. I always, foolishly, have hope. And if I can have hope, after the bull **** past I try to burry? Anyone could too.

So thanks for lumping me in the same category of mindless 21 year olds. But that's easy to do when you know nothing about someone.

So with that said... chill woman. flowers


laugh Pfft.. Don't flatter yourself. You're not even my type. lol



Oh... that went straight to the heart... brokenheart :cry: ...I'll try to pick up the pieces.

@odd_rod:

I like to think that I am a BOLD type, but I think I end up coming across as Sans Comic. Bummer.


LOLOLOL rofl

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Wed 07/17/13 03:03 AM

I have seem different things about different women that turned me on. I had a class with a girl where I like the shape of her eye brows. I've heard voices I liked from some women more than others. Some that are just silly or goofy and are attractive because of that. I'm not attracted to just one part of a woman's body. I'm attracted to the whole thing. But some things do stick out more on some than others.

For turn offs. Unlike the stereotype of men I'm not attracted to blonds that much. Red heads are ok. Guess I prefer color to a woman's hair. Not so sure I care about how tall she is. I know one thing I hate for sure is implants. I don't think breasts look very good them. They usually end up looking like boxy shaped balloons. Especially when they have so many put in that they probably should have half of them removed to save themselves from back pain. I feel the same way about to much plastic surgery. Like I saw a picture of this one porn model Houton that was fairly recent and she just looked terrible. Face all stretched looking like a gargoyle or something from a horror film. Also saw her in a documentary called Life after porn. Didn't look good in that either.

If you don't think this is honesty then I don't know what is.


I have dated a few blondes (including the 21-year-old earlier this year) and a couple of redheads (during a phase when I was really into redheads) but as I've gotten older, I prefer dark haired girls with blue or green eyes, I don't know what it is.

Ultimately though, a girl's personality has to win through because it doesn't matter how hot a girl is, if she's not creative and intelligent and there isn't something about her that grabs my attention, nothing will happen (other than dirty thoughts at least).

Don't knock implants... they may not be attractive but they are very much functional. If there is ever a flood on the porn set... floatation devices save lives and were used extensively on the set of Baywatch.

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Wed 07/17/13 03:25 AM


I have seem different things about different women that turned me on. I had a class with a girl where I like the shape of her eye brows. I've heard voices I liked from some women more than others. Some that are just silly or goofy and are attractive because of that. I'm not attracted to just one part of a woman's body. I'm attracted to the whole thing. But some things do stick out more on some than others.

For turn offs. Unlike the stereotype of men I'm not attracted to blonds that much. Red heads are ok. Guess I prefer color to a woman's hair. Not so sure I care about how tall she is. I know one thing I hate for sure is implants. I don't think breasts look very good them. They usually end up looking like boxy shaped balloons. Especially when they have so many put in that they probably should have half of them removed to save themselves from back pain. I feel the same way about to much plastic surgery. Like I saw a picture of this one porn model Houton that was fairly recent and she just looked terrible. Face all stretched looking like a gargoyle or something from a horror film. Also saw her in a documentary called Life after porn. Didn't look good in that either.

If you don't think this is honesty then I don't know what is.


Ultimately though, a girl's personality has to win through because it doesn't matter how hot a girl is, if she's not creative and intelligent and there isn't something about her that grabs my attention, nothing will happen (other than dirty thoughts at least).

Don't knock implants... they may not be attractive but they are very much functional. If there is ever a flood on the porn set... floatation devices save lives and were used extensively on the set of Baywatch.


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder --- skin deep!
love

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Wed 07/17/13 03:33 AM
I like a man to bouw down to me i:wink: i like to be in charge lol

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Wed 07/17/13 04:40 AM
eyes an a great smile.

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Wed 07/17/13 02:42 PM
High heels, with nothing else on!! :)

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Wed 07/17/13 02:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyXEZSfbdiU

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Wed 07/17/13 04:26 PM
Edited by ridewytepony on Wed 07/17/13 04:46 PM


yes, I'm down with her build, but I just couldn't get past the fact that she

didn't have Husqavarnas in her hands!

I remember accidentally clicking on your profile when I got here,

it was an awesome read,I guess because were close in age and it

took me to a happy place. :smile: If I happen to click on it again,

you know I'm reading it again. its the best by a country mile:thumbsup:

I could sure relate to the "story"


but you are truly a fan of bad movies aren't younoway :smile:



{"what turns you on"}

I guess what you like, what turns you on and what gets you aroused are three different things, I would say.

I'm not talking liking pie eitherspock ...ooooorrr ..am Iwhoa

one turn on is nice body's in yoga pants, so that means in turned on a lot!

what gets me aroused is cutting down a huge first growth Cedar tree

& it starts spraying then maintains a steady gush, mixing in with the chain oil

and the sawdust, turning in to a steady cream!! that gets me sexually aroused!!!drool

I would say forgive me for sharing that, but its not for you to forgive,

but as for my psychiatrist.ohwell

well it is true except for the psychiatrist part, I don't think I have issues therewhoa oooorrr ...do Iwaving

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Wed 07/17/13 04:39 PM
:laughing:

You are fruckin' nuts Pony !
lol

Just don't ever try to start your chainsaw like THIS !



biggrin

rofl

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Wed 07/17/13 04:47 PM
Lol at that picture.

Dads turn me on. The BBQing, little league coaching, garage gym pumping, carpenter type.


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Wed 07/17/13 05:00 PM
Busy today taking care of my twin 18 month old g-kids. Giving mom a break while dad is at work. They are fun. I will have to wait a while for coaching, but I am having BBQ tri-tips for dinner ... :tongue:

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Wed 07/17/13 05:03 PM

Lol at that picture.

Dads turn me on. The BBQing, little league coaching, garage gym pumping, carpenter type.


this movie. except i didn't get shot.

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Wed 07/17/13 05:10 PM
Edited by canucksfan94 on Wed 07/17/13 05:11 PM

Lol at that picture.

Dads turn me on. The BBQing, little league coaching, garage gym pumping, carpenter type.




Wow... I have to say that I thought the scene was disturbing when I watched the movie, disturbing yet, strangely arousing... surprised

...now, after seeing you write that... I'm disturbed... yet strangely aroused. surprised

:angel: ...and in other news...


@ridewytepony: so I see they finally arrested Beavis... apparently he was stealing TP for his, well, y'know...


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Wed 07/17/13 05:18 PM


That girls arms are so skinny I'm amazed she was able to even lift those chainsaws. I would have expected that when she tried her arm would snap or she would fall over.

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Wed 07/17/13 05:28 PM
Edited by ridewytepony on Wed 07/17/13 05:32 PM

:laughing:

You are fruckin' nuts Pony !
lol

Just don't ever try to start your chainsaw like THIS !



biggrin

rofl


noway noway noway noway
I can't believe it! I just can't believe it just can't fluckin' believe it

he's running a Sthil:laughing: that's grounds for dismissal alone:laughing: nah there a good pro saw

except that one, that's like Fisher Price size:laughing: Definitely not in there pro line.

:laughing: yes I see he has no personal protective equipment (PPE) on, so the chances he's wearing
Kevlar undies are slim to nun:laughing: , pretty funny, I wouldn't even try to slap the stupid out of him
that's way too much stupid to be slaping out of any one individual. rofl just imagine!surprised

its kind of like a trick we somtimes do, get I guy first thing in the morning and when guys are getting
ready and warming up saws, you pop the chain off & when the guy turns his back or bends over
put the saw bar between his legs and rev it up, :laughing: its freaky! all the vibrations & the noise.
you think bubby sliped and you geting cut in halfrofl I'm getting tears in my eyes typing it.

it happened to me in 91, I've seen guys just about swing over it, thats you first reaction, but when you
realize the whole crews laughing, what do ya do... its not done to often...

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Wed 07/17/13 05:33 PM


:laughing:

You are fruckin' nuts Pony !
lol

Just don't ever try to start your chainsaw like THIS !



biggrin

rofl


noway noway noway noway
I can't believe it! I just can't believe it just can't fluckin' believe it

he's running a Sthil:laughing: that's grounds for dismissal alone:laughing: nah there a good pro saw

except that one, that's like Fisher Price size:laughing: Definitely not in there pro line.

:laughing: yes I see he has no personal protective equipment (PPE) on, so the chances he's wearing
Kevlar undies are slim to nun:laughing: , pretty funny, I wouldn't even try to slap the stupid out of him
that's way too much stupid to be slaping out of any one individual. rofl just imagine!surprised

its kind of like a trick we somtimes do, get I guy first thing in the morning and when guys are getting
ready and warming up saws, you pop the chain off & when the guy turns his back or bends over
up the saw bar between his legs and rev it up, :laughing: its freaky! all the vibrations & the noise.
you think bubby sliped and you geting cut in halfrofl I'm getting tears in my eyes typing it.

it happened to me in 91, I've seen eyes just about swing over it, thats you first reaction, but when you
realize the whole crews laughing, what do ya do... its not done to often...
Well of course when a man feel's his scrotum's been threatened. Whether the threat was real or perceived.

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Wed 07/17/13 05:40 PM



That girls arms are so skinny I'm amazed she was able to even lift those chainsaws. I would have expected that when she tried her arm would snap or she would fall over.


chainsaws icky! ..that's like Fisher Price chit, with a smoke sourceslaphead

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Wed 07/17/13 05:43 PM




That girls arms are so skinny I'm amazed she was able to even lift those chainsaws. I would have expected that when she tried her arm would snap or she would fall over.


chainsaws icky! ..that's like Fisher Price chit, with a smoke sourceslaphead


I don't care. She's so skinny I would thinka Tonk truck would flatten her out. hahaha

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Wed 07/17/13 07:32 PM



That girls arms are so skinny I'm amazed she was able to even lift those chainsaws. I would have expected that when she tried her arm would snap or she would fall over.


whoa

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Wed 07/17/13 07:34 PM





That girls arms are so skinny I'm amazed she was able to even lift those chainsaws. I would have expected that when she tried her arm would snap or she would fall over.


chainsaws icky! ..that's like Fisher Price chit, with a smoke sourceslaphead


I don't care. She's so skinny I would thinka Tonk truck would flatten her out. hahaha


Sorry, wasn't aware this thread was only for what turned Izzy on.