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Topic: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE~MEN TAKE NOTES
willy_cents's photo
Thu 09/06/07 05:11 PM
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. WHATEVER: Is a women's way of saying *(&%$ YOU!

9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.


no photo
Thu 09/06/07 05:22 PM
This is so true.

S8MP's photo
Thu 09/06/07 05:47 PM
whatever is really true
haha

music_man's photo
Thu 09/06/07 05:52 PM
EXACTLY

nitephantom's photo
Thu 09/06/07 06:03 PM
My g-friend says the number 8 alot to me when we discuss something and she doesn't come out on top. Hmmmmm, guess I didn't see it that way before...lol

kaminorisu's photo
Thu 09/06/07 06:04 PM
10- "Your a Idiot" this means that she thinks you are a Idiot. It can also mean that she thinks your "cute" in a mentally challanged kinda way

no photo
Thu 09/06/07 06:31 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

unsure's photo
Thu 09/06/07 06:37 PM
haha...do you know me that well???
This is so true!!!laugh

blonderockermom's photo
Thu 09/06/07 06:55 PM
You got 9 out of nine!!!!...great job!!laugh

parttime_vikingfan's photo
Thu 09/06/07 07:07 PM
should this thread go right next to "why can't men be more open and honest?"

blonderockermom's photo
Thu 09/06/07 07:09 PM
ptvf, there probably already is one!!:smile:

parttime_vikingfan's photo
Thu 09/06/07 07:13 PM
that was paraphrasing, and yes I have seen it blonderockermom thank you. I just meant that they might go hand in hand.....just a joke

blonderockermom's photo
Thu 09/06/07 07:17 PM
oops, my bad!!:smile:

MissBehaving's photo
Thu 09/06/07 08:14 PM


Where's that eye-rolling emoticon when you need it?





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Lakeman's photo
Thu 09/06/07 08:59 PM
lol...so true!!

no photo
Thu 09/06/07 09:00 PM
ITS ALL TRUE!!!! HMMMMM IM AN EXPERT AT ALL OF THOSE!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

STUDY MEN.......AND STUDY HARD!!!laugh laugh

HangedMan's photo
Thu 09/06/07 09:08 PM
if a guy needs to study that he's so screwed no amount of learnin will ever save his sorry asslaugh laugh laugh

joshyfox's photo
Fri 09/07/07 07:04 PM
I'll play by the rules, but I do have one question...

Doesn't this code bother you girls at all? Doesn't it bug you that you are practically if not blatantly lying just to create double standards that serve you best.

I believe I understand why you make this code. You drop hints, hoping the guy will do things the way you envision it without you having to actaully tell them that's what you want. After all TELLING them isn't part of your fantasy of the perfect guy, now is it?

joshyfox's photo
Fri 09/07/07 07:08 PM
Of course, I'm a fledgling and has a lot to learn, but I AM at least eager to do so.

TheShadow's photo
Fri 09/07/07 08:33 PM
laugh laugh laugh Nice

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