Nope, I don't ever read the fine print.

And I don't read the instructions that come in the box either.

I went to summer school, between the 7th and 8th grade.

First day, the teacher handed us all a VERY thick set
of test papers, advising we might not be able to
finish it all.

She said, read it all through first, before you begin,
then handed them out.

I spent quite some time reading it.

On the second to last page, middle, it said, "If you
have read this far without starting the test, sign here
and you will receive an A+, for following instructions.
Do not fill-in the test."

I signed it and looked around.
Everyone else was busy answering test questions.
I smiled at the teacher and then spent the rest of the
time trying to appear I was test-marking.

Sometimes, you get a lesson early in life that stays
with you.

It can be a very good thing:-)

And, er, how long has that hood been up?

About the same amount of time the cement blocks have been under
the axles.