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sometimes i pretend im back in the wild wild west & ridin this hott mare bareback... then as i ride over the horizon & the dust clears i realize i hold the key in my pocket. and no this isn't just any key, but THE key, ya dig?
so there i am. where i'm at with this key, right? and she walks up from the mist... all wet and stuff. then after a moment of silence i discover this key im holding is a perfect fit to her chastity belt. after all is said & done i end up riding her bareback & taking the unlocked belt to the scrap yard & get like $4.20 out of it in bronze. its fun to pretend - the end. |
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Edited by
sweetestgirl11
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Fri 01/10/14 08:38 PM
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that last one just did me in..... (@moe) |
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Or a breakfast sausage 
not just for breakfast anymore... 
Yep! After my last post, I microwaved me a potato patty and a sausage patty. Yum! |
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sometimes i pretend im back in the wild wild west & ridin this hott mare bareback... then as i ride over the horizon & the dust clears i realize i hold the key in my pocket. and no this isn't just any key, but THE key, ya dig? so there i am. where i'm at with this key, right? and she walks up from the mist... all wet and stuff. then after a moment of silence i discover this key im holding is a perfect fit to her chastity belt. after all is said & done i end up riding her bareback & taking the unlocked belt to the scrap yard & get like $4.20 out of it in bronze. its fun to pretend - the end. hope you plan on buying he the post coital ciggy with that 420 
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i'm pretending this isn't a sausage fest now... 
So, you don't want a taste of the sausage patty that I am eating? |
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i'm pretending this isn't a sausage fest now...
I'll pretend I didn't see that 
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I had a phenomenal time last night!
 
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I wasn't pretending about the potato patty and the sausage patty that I just ate.
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i'm pretending this isn't a sausage fest now...
I'll pretend I didn't see that
moe has a dirty mind as well as multiple personality issues...lol |
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i'm pretending this isn't a sausage fest now...
So, you don't want a taste of the sausage patty that I am eating? I'm pertendin to enjoy eatin that there sausage 
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sometimes i pretend im back in the wild wild west & ridin this hott mare bareback... then as i ride over the horizon & the dust clears i realize i hold the key in my pocket. and no this isn't just any key, but THE key, ya dig? so there i am. where i'm at with this key, right? and she walks up from the mist... all wet and stuff. then after a moment of silence i discover this key im holding is a perfect fit to her chastity belt. after all is said & done i end up riding her bareback & taking the unlocked belt to the scrap yard & get like $4.20 out of it in bronze. its fun to pretend - the end. Hehe! |
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i'm pretending this isn't a sausage fest now...
So, you don't want a taste of the sausage patty that I am eating? I'm pertendin to enjoy eatin that there sausage
i'm more of a pie eater, no sausage for me... |
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Moe pie?
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Moe pie?
the moe, the better! 
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i'm more of a pie eater, no sausage for me... I prefer to eat a little kitty, and I have just the thing to shave it with. 
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omg... thats a sausage fest...
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i'm pretending this isn't a sausage fest now...
So, you don't want a taste of the sausage patty that I am eating? I'm pertendin to enjoy eatin that there sausage
i'm more of a pie eater, no sausage for me... you've never had such good sausage and bean pie
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i'm more of a pie eater, no sausage for me... I prefer to eat a little kitty, and I have just the thing to shave it with.
shaved kitties are nice.. |
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i'm pretending this isn't a sausage fest now...
So, you don't want a taste of the sausage patty that I am eating? I'm pertendin to enjoy eatin that there sausage
i'm more of a pie eater, no sausage for me... you've never had such good sausage and bean pie
you are correct... "never" being the key word there... |
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