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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Sun 01/12/14 11:44 AM
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The Queen of Hearts loses her head over Chuck Norris.
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He's that guy that took a good whipping by Bruce Lee. So what's all the fuss about? yeah, I always thought he was the captain kirk while the spocks got undeserved second billing,,, lol but to each their own |
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maybe people saw him as the American Bruce Lee back then...
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon
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on a sidenote, he looks like a guy I once dated
googled him recently and found that he has become a registered sex offender,,,,,spooky,,,,lol |
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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on a sidenote, he looks like a guy I once dated googled him recently and found that he has become a registered sex offender,,,,,spooky,,,,lol lex? |
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Why is Chuck Norris so popular? There is no reason on this earth. I cannot speak for the reality challenged :-) There are some things you just can not teach people haha. They have to know it deep within. |
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Edited by
SparklingCrystal 💖💎
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Sun 01/12/14 12:44 PM
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Jet Li! Jean Claude van Damme, Steven Seagal and don't forget Adrian Paul. He got sword fighting down to a T and dang is he sexy!!!  I think I just fell in love with Adrian Paul, again ... Keeps happening to me, again and again and again ... yea, yea Adrian Paul is cool, but not chuck norris... Well, he done Hung Gar, Tae-Kwon-Do, Qi Gong, Karate, Shaolin Kung Fu, boxing and sword fighting (katana) and a bit of Aikido. Good enough for me. You only have to kill someone once, you know. The way he wields that katana ... can I get a cooling fan, please! 
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Jet Li! Jean Claude van Damme, Steven Seagal and don't forget Adrian Paul. He got sword fighting down to a T and dang is he sexy!!! I think I just fell in love with Adrian Paul, again ... Keeps happening to me, again and again and again ... yea, yea Adrian Paul is cool, but not chuck norris... Well, he done Hung Gar, Tae-Kwon-Do, Qi Gong, Karate, Shaolin Kung Fu, boxing and sword fighting (katana) and a bit of Aikido. Good enough for me. You only have to kill someone once, you know. The way he wields that katana ... can I get a cooling fan, please! all great, but still, not chuck norris...wiki says: Norris made history in 1990 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master.[14] In 1999, Norris was inducted into the Martial Arts History Museum's Hall of Fame. On July 1, 2000, Norris was presented the Golden Lifetime Achievement Award by the World Karate Union Hall of Fame. |
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There is only one person who is tougher than Chuck Norris:
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Jet Li! Jean Claude van Damme, Steven Seagal and don't forget Adrian Paul. He got sword fighting down to a T and dang is he sexy!!! I think I just fell in love with Adrian Paul, again ... Keeps happening to me, again and again and again ... yea, yea Adrian Paul is cool, but not chuck norris... Well, he done Hung Gar, Tae-Kwon-Do, Qi Gong, Karate, Shaolin Kung Fu, boxing and sword fighting (katana) and a bit of Aikido. Good enough for me. You only have to kill someone once, you know. The way he wields that katana ... can I get a cooling fan, please! all great, but still, not chuck norris...wiki says: Norris made history in 1990 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master.[14] In 1999, Norris was inducted into the Martial Arts History Museum's Hall of Fame. On July 1, 2000, Norris was presented the Golden Lifetime Achievement Award by the World Karate Union Hall of Fame. Well, tell you wot, you can have Chuck, and I'll have Adrian Paul to go. No need to gift wrap him, I'll stick him in my car and drive him straight home |
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Jet Li! Jean Claude van Damme, Steven Seagal and don't forget Adrian Paul. He got sword fighting down to a T and dang is he sexy!!! I think I just fell in love with Adrian Paul, again ... Keeps happening to me, again and again and again ... yea, yea Adrian Paul is cool, but not chuck norris... Well, he done Hung Gar, Tae-Kwon-Do, Qi Gong, Karate, Shaolin Kung Fu, boxing and sword fighting (katana) and a bit of Aikido. Good enough for me. You only have to kill someone once, you know. The way he wields that katana ... can I get a cooling fan, please! all great, but still, not chuck norris...wiki says: Norris made history in 1990 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master.[14] In 1999, Norris was inducted into the Martial Arts History Museum's Hall of Fame. On July 1, 2000, Norris was presented the Golden Lifetime Achievement Award by the World Karate Union Hall of Fame. Well, tell you wot, you can have Chuck, and I'll have Adrian Paul to go. No need to gift wrap him, I'll stick him in my car and drive him straight home you can have them both... double fun for you! |
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Jet Li! Jean Claude van Damme, Steven Seagal and don't forget Adrian Paul. He got sword fighting down to a T and dang is he sexy!!! I think I just fell in love with Adrian Paul, again ... Keeps happening to me, again and again and again ... yea, yea Adrian Paul is cool, but not chuck norris... Well, he done Hung Gar, Tae-Kwon-Do, Qi Gong, Karate, Shaolin Kung Fu, boxing and sword fighting (katana) and a bit of Aikido. Good enough for me. You only have to kill someone once, you know. The way he wields that katana ... can I get a cooling fan, please! all great, but still, not chuck norris...wiki says: Norris made history in 1990 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master.[14] In 1999, Norris was inducted into the Martial Arts History Museum's Hall of Fame. On July 1, 2000, Norris was presented the Golden Lifetime Achievement Award by the World Karate Union Hall of Fame. Well, tell you wot, you can have Chuck, and I'll have Adrian Paul to go. No need to gift wrap him, I'll stick him in my car and drive him straight home you can have them both... double fun for you! Nah, you fought so hard for him, you can take your prize home! I don't like beards anyway. |
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When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down
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He's one of the three or four individuals that learned directly from Bruce Lee. Don't mess with him. Haha.
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because under Chuck Norris' beard, there is no chin. There is only another fist.
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Edited by
mightymoe
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Wed 01/15/14 10:11 PM
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his *** twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false as�� no one could survive it the first time.
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He's that guy that took a good whipping by Bruce Lee. So what's all the fuss about? He was also one of Bruce Lee's top students and was part of his funeral. He is a great actor and a great fighter. |
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