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I poop a lot. WAY ...Belongs in "Mysterious Phenomena & Paranormal" Forum.....
lol....
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Still a crappy reason for being single.
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She's a psycho.
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He's a train wreck.
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Sounds like the perfect match :-)
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I'm single, because the wimmins just don't realise what a great catch I am.
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.. I ask myself that question every day..
.. do I dress nice ..hmm..yes . do I smell good.. lifts his arm takes a sniff of pit ..yes .okk.. wow!!.. maybe... I could use a shower right now..lol .. am i friendly and polite..hmm... sure.. .. am I . approachable...hmm.... well I am 6 foot 4.in... and my friends say I always look .. a little too serious... like I'm always thinking of something deep... .hmmm.... shakes his head.. here's a rattling noise... nothing deep right now..lol.... .. so what is it.... what's making me.. ..hmm.. what's keeping me.. from meeting someone.... oh yeah I'm. naive and shy... that's right..
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I am single because I am to damn tired to go out after work plus reading the forum posts keeps me too busy! Also I tend to be attracted to the wrong type of men so maybe I should stay single
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I am single because I am to damn tired to go out after work plus reading the forum posts keeps me too busy! Also I tend to be attracted to the wrong type of men so maybe I should stay single
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beause new journey broke me when she locked me in the trunk
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I'm single because there's too many DOGS out there that ONLY want SEX & NOT a REAL COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP!!
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im single because....im waiting for mr perfect to knock on my door but i think he has lost my address
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I'm single because I'm too picky.
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I'm single because I'm a magnet to heartbreakers
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Because I like being single! Until someone comes into my life I just can not live with out I plan on staying that way!
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ohhh...I dont think I am anymore
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I'm single because I irritate my gfs. I'm what this post is all about.
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I'm single because I irritate my gfs. I'm what this thread is all about.
Fixed that for you, funny guy.
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Edited by
fleta_n_mach
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Sat 09/06/14 01:09 AM
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.. I ask myself that question every day.. .. do I dress nice ..hmm..yes . do I smell good.. lifts his arm takes a sniff of pit ..yes .okk.. wow!!.. maybe... I could use a shower right now..lol .. am i friendly and polite..hmm... sure.. .. am I . approachable...hmm.... well I am 6 foot 4.in... and my friends say I always look .. a little too serious... like I'm always thinking of something deep... .hmmm.... shakes his head.. here's a rattling noise... nothing deep right now..lol.... .. so what is it.... what's making me.. ..hmm.. what's keeping me.. from meeting someone.... oh yeah I'm. naive and shy... that's right..
Don't know when "she's" soaping you up in the shower, you gotta stay still with a gentle kiss to thank her?
Me? eh, they say, "you're too smart."
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...Belongs in "Mysterious Phenomena & Paranormal" Forum.....

