Topic: any real man left in the world?
davidben1's photo
Sun 11/02/14 08:55 PM

some things are just so precious it makes life worth living happily.


Some things are just so precious it makes life worth living preciously happy.

davidben1's photo
Sun 11/02/14 09:10 PM
Edited by davidben1 on Sun 11/02/14 09:33 PM
oh the deep sadness of those who can't find a suitable mate as them self sad it be, only clones like my self or nothing don't you see!

oh the sadness of these see and flee...

and so while fleeing a sacred prayer i share with thee...

My parents both male and fe, did help me a youngin' upon their knee, with this blessed prayer unto me...

oh son large be the world, oh son the world it twirl, oh son large be your heart, oh son get it right from the start, and be wise dear heart ful twirling son, and don't be a son of gun, trying to make others be, what you think they should be, or a damn sad world twirling heart less son of a gun you'll be.

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Sun 11/02/14 09:21 PM

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davidben1's photo
Sun 11/02/14 09:37 PM
honored to be a duck...

let that which be a duck, walk like a duck proudly.

hehehe...

some live smiles.

which be the happiest for miles.

some live frowns.

which be the saddest in town.


javedhero's photo
Wed 11/05/14 09:46 AM
hi yes i m here for you life only one chance give you dont miss this chance you looking your love all over the world

Fit4ever's photo
Wed 11/05/14 10:42 AM
The last of the real men caught ebola

valtheponytail35's photo
Wed 11/05/14 03:18 PM
There are plenty of real men out there, but that fact alone is not gonna help you much. You don't seem to be in shape mentally to meet any man, leave alone 'the real man'. A girlfriend could be a safer choice for you- it's 21st century after all.

davidben1's photo
Wed 11/05/14 04:24 PM
if i go about a town, believing in my own brain all in that town are "idiots", than i shall treat them that way, and hence, they shall in return treat me as an idiot.

what did my belief create to occur.

should then i use all in town treating me as an idiot, for my own personal proof all in that town are idiots?

hehehe...

what self believes of others, creates how self treats others, hence determining the "action" of others back to one self, hence creating what one self first believed into existence.

and then should this "proof of idiocy" one self did find, be deemed accurate?

when in fact, it was only accurate, because self created it into existence because that is what it self first wanted to believe MOST as so.

such be how self belief creates self fulfilling prophecy, purported as some sort of accuracy, and then used to make decisions, thinking they will be "accurate" decisions?

no wonder such method of mental operation of the brains capacities shall find it difficult and near impossible to find what it wants for it self.

if one human tell a thousand women, how there are no good women left, will one get most a "good women" response from these thousand women, or a "bad" women response from these same thousand...

it tis not really that hard to CREATE what one wish.

for there truly is no GET in life as this mentality follows, but rather only what self CREATE, with it self, and what it MAKE TO OCCUR.



A983844415's photo
Wed 11/05/14 08:18 PM
Hi

A983844415's photo
Wed 11/05/14 08:21 PM
Hi

davidben1's photo
Wed 11/05/14 08:40 PM
hi

add what one feels to the mix, for there only be 3 options in life...

become the beliefs valid enough to be valuable unto the most amount of people that exist on earth, and decide what streets shall be paved, or, go with the flow of the concrete poured to make the streets and be a street worker physically pouring the concrete, or be driven upon as the ingredients of the concrete streets.

welcome!

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Thu 11/06/14 04:34 AM

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Thu 11/06/14 06:44 AM

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Thu 11/06/14 02:58 PM

panchovanilla's photo
Thu 11/06/14 03:06 PM
I was told, to qualify as a "real man"
You must be able to inflate your mate
In 6 seconds or less.

I can't get under 7tears

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Thu 11/06/14 03:08 PM

I was told, to qualify as a "real man"
You must be able to inflate your mate
In 6 seconds or less.

I can't get under 7tears


Maybe you are blowing into the wrong hole ohwell

green407's photo
Thu 11/06/14 03:08 PM

I was told, to qualify as a "real man"
You must be able to inflate your mate
In 6 seconds or less.

I can't get under 7tears


Take the fill valve from your doll in insert it into the barrel of your FN, load a blank in to your FN, pull the trigger, and voila, you have just inflated your doll in .6 seconds.

panchovanilla's photo
Thu 11/06/14 03:10 PM


I was told, to qualify as a "real man"
You must be able to inflate your mate
In 6 seconds or less.

I can't get under 7tears


Maybe you are blowing into the wrong hole ohwell

Could be. I hate reading instructions.
Real men don't read instructions.

panchovanilla's photo
Thu 11/06/14 03:14 PM
Edited by panchovanilla on Thu 11/06/14 03:11 PM


I was told, to qualify as a "real man"
You must be able to inflate your mate
In 6 seconds or less.

I can't get under 7tears


Take the fill valve from your doll in insert it into the barrel of your FN, load a blank in to your FN, pull the trigger, and voila, you have just inflated your doll in .6 seconds.

Thanks!! Now on top of everything else, I'll be shooting blanks.sad
But your plan is brilliant.:thumbsup:

green407's photo
Thu 11/06/14 03:15 PM



I was told, to qualify as a "real man"
You must be able to inflate your mate
In 6 seconds or less.

I can't get under 7tears


Take the fill valve from your doll in insert it into the barrel of your FN, load a blank in to your FN, pull the trigger, and voila, you have just inflated your doll in .6 seconds.

Thanks!! Now on top of everything else, I'll be shooting blanks.sad


Could be worse :wink: