Am new in d rum, will sum1 pls tell me sumtin new

Hi im a new member also my name is Reginald how are you let's chat when u get free

I thought this was a joke section?????

is that part of the joke ?

"show me not fall"

So you are more of a spring weather person?

There's this wee shopkeeper serving people one day, when a dog comes in the shop, with a basket in it's mouth, waits it's turn, then stands up on it's back two legs so the shopkeeper can serve him. The shopkeeper sees the basket and a note inside it, with �20 attached to it. The note reads " A dozen eggs, packet of bacon, packet of sausages, a newspaper, a loaf of bread and 2 cans of coca cola " The shopkeeper puts the items into the basket, but thinks " I'll short-change him, as he's only a dog" So he puts the incorrect change in the basket. The dog goes nuts and starts barking and snarling. So he puts the correct change in this time, to which the dog quietens down, wags his tail and goes out the shop happily." Did you see that? " the shopkeeper says to another customer, "that was amazing!" So this goes on for the next week and a half, every day the dog comes in, gets served and goes away again, So one day when the dog leaves, the shopkeeper shuts his shop and decides to follow it, to see where the dog goes to. He watches the dog cross 3 busy roads, then it saves an old woman from being mugged also and chases the would be mugger away. It then grabs the basket in it's mouth and proceeds to a block of flats, where it goes back onto it's hind legs and presses the button for the elevator and gets off at the 5th floor. The wee shopkeeper is running up the stairs and as he gets to the 5th floor he sees the dog pining and scratching at a door. All of a sudden a guy comes out the flat and starts kicking the dog. The shopkeeper runs up to him and shouts " What are you doing? How can you hit a dog like that? He's amazing!" To which the other guy replies " What are you talking about? That's the 3rd time this week, he's forgotten his keys!!"

It is. Get it?

Well the first one on here is a joke, so maybe you're right Basha?

Your doing time in Drumheller! Me too,
Doing a 7 bit. Lookin for a kid

I don't get it, either....

Hi beautiful...

Ok, how about winter...