Ever Wonder?
-Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Got me thinking he he he

I love the way you think.

Are these questions actually for answering? 'cause I can answer "Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?"

nice

if a woman wonders all of these will she be called Wonder Woman??

why are those people who help people deal with mental or emotional problems by talking about those problems called the/rapist

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

My sides hurt from laughing so hard.

I am thinking......

Ha ha. Great questions!

Pretty enough and yes funny.