I'm single why soo

??

my dog and i are still single lol

Me

are we counting online relationships..
.. if not..
. then sadly yes..

meee, i'm single :(

I think it's better to ask who's NOT single

You rang?

Single here and beginning to think it will be that way for awhile

*raises hand*

I'm not!

Did I here single? Oh. Wait. I must be dreaming that I went skiing alone again.



(((Pink))) Have faith.

Nice new photo.

I like w/o the glasses.

bye now...

yup <-- single

Bernie has a girl now.

I was soo close to being not single.
. I got in the elevator earlier today..
this very attractive lady gets in the elevator with me..... and she strikes up a conversation.. with me.... I start thinking to myself this is good.... but no sooner did I think that.... my bowels started to say.... hate to break up this delightful conversation... but I need to fart now..
Nooooo.. I scream to myself in my head..... don't you dare....ohh. not now not now anytime but now.... hold it hold it..lol.... but unfortunately.... that is why I took the elevator in the first place so I could be alone....lol.... but before the elevator could even open on the very next floor... allowing me to xscape.... a very long high pitched.... squeak exited.... stage right of me so to speak.....
... well that was the end of.. the pleasant conversation I was having with her.... why do you curse me Lord..lol

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<<<-----Happily single.

You rang a wrong number here..lol