Topic: Jesus Wants Me to Have This Jet... | |
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Edited by
mightymoe
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Sat 03/14/15 10:17 AM
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God wants Pastor Creflo Dollar to have a $65 million private jet, according to paid spokesman for God, Pastor Creflo Dollar.
On Friday, Dollar's website unveiled Project G650, an "airplane project" that he claims has something to do with "Understanding Grace" and "Empowering Change." You may be wondering, What could this mysterious, holy airplane project be? Probably something related to charity, you must think, like air-dropping food into famine-ravaged countries, or flying sick children to doctors, or lifting two of every animal out of a flood. Not quite. Dollar was once the proud owner of a pretty baller private jet, but now it's old and, naturally, he wants a new one. He also wants his followers to pay $65 million for it. As Jesus intended. On his website, Dollar made his case: "The ministry's current airplane was built in 1984, purchased by the ministry in 1999 and has since logged four million miles. Recently on an overseas trip to a global conference, one of the engines failed. By the grace of God, the expert pilot, who's flown with Creflo for almost 20 years, landed the plane safely without injury or harm to any passengers." Dollar claims the private jet allows him to "safely and swiftly share the Good News of the Gospel worldwide" in a way that commercial aircrafts no doubt just couldn't. "The mission of Project G650 is to acquire a Gulfstream G650 airplane so that Pastors Creflo and Taffi (his wife) and World Changers Church International can continue to blanket the globe with the Gospel of grace," Dollar's website said. "We are believing for 200,000 people to give contributions of 300 US dollars or more to turn this dream into a reality and allow us to retire the aircraft that served us well for many years." http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/03/14/jesus-wants-me-to-have-this-jet.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+thedailybeast%2Farticles+%28The+Daily+Beast+-+Latest+Articles%29 |
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Edited by
Rock
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Sat 03/14/15 11:01 AM
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Following in Oral Roberts' footsteps...
"Send me eight million dollars, or god is gonna call me home." ![]() I have my own ministerial credentials, I should try this crap out someday. "God says to send your money to p.o. box...." ![]() |
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There's a song about that plane ''Like a G6''
The pastor will next claim God wants him to have hoes to fly around on that jet ![]() ![]() |
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Edited by
RebelArcher
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Sat 03/14/15 01:47 PM
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" If God would have wanted you up there he
would have miracled your a$$ up there by now, wouldn't he? " Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Full Metal Jacket |
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yes.. but with a donation of $50.00 you get a "holy stone".. which when rubbed will cure you of any medical problem you have.
For a donation of $200.00 or more you get the special " holy water spray bottle".. to keep you totally cleansed of sin these guys are all the same... no different then the scammers on this site |
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" If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your a$$ up there by now, wouldn't he? " Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Full Metal Jacket damn jelly donuts.... |
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Hell...
I think I'd let a hawt woman rub my holy stones and not charge her for it. Pfffffft... If she's any good at it, I might keep her around. |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Sat 03/14/15 04:09 PM
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There's a song about that plane ''Like a G6'' The pastor will next claim God wants him to have hoes to fly around on that jet ![]() ![]() Well, someone has to be the flight attendants. ![]() |
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Oh, look! Atheistic bigotry is on display. Oh well.
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Oh, look! Atheistic bigotry is on display. Oh well. ![]() bigotry? ![]() it's called opinions... no atheist has called you a bigot, have they? ![]() |
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Jesus also wants us to have Nuclear bombs and other nice things
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Jesus also wants us to have Nuclear bombs and other nice things quite the "god", huh... |
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![]() Makes ya wanna run right out and download your ministerial credentials to manipulate people, doesn't it? ![]() |
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