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Topic: >>>Breakup lines<<<<
Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21251	Sat 04/04/15 03:59 PM
I like my hamburgers fat and juicy. Not My women...ohh noooo. . double snap.. .. I'm stealing that line.

Vykt0rya Joined Sat 03/28/15 Posts: 31	Sat 04/04/15 04:03 PM
Him : I'm sorry, Victoria. We're just not in sync. I don't love you enough. Me : lmao don't know if I could drop it like that though,(I don't love you enough),even if true,I'd rather choose my words different lmo They never consider my feelings.

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Sat 04/04/15 05:04 PM
im sorry, this just isn't working out...

IamwhoIam1 Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 6400	Sat 04/04/15 05:09 PM
Here's the worst, from a Woody Allen film: "Something's missing". "What is missing?" "I don't know."

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Sat 04/04/15 06:05 PM
Here's the worst, from a Woody Allen film: "Something's missing". "What is missing?" "I don't know." I like that one!

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Sat 04/04/15 06:06 PM
Him : I'm sorry, Victoria. We're just not in sync. I don't love you enough. Me : lmao don't know if I could drop it like that though,(I don't love you enough),even if true,I'd rather choose my words different lmo They never consider my feelings. Cause ya wanta use ya heart less right?

Kindlightheart Joined Fri 09/19/14 Posts: 2370	Sat 04/04/15 06:13 PM
...you are such a great gal...but you are a few years older than me...I just know you'll probably die before me..I don't want to go through that kind of pain...lol...

dreamerana Joined Sat 09/21/13 Posts: 21544	Sat 04/04/15 06:22 PM
...you are such a great gal...but you are a few years older than me...I just know you'll probably die before me..I don't want to go through that kind of pain...lol... I think I'll use the reverse on the young boys who message my inbox

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Sat 04/04/15 06:22 PM Edited by Pansytilly on Sat 04/04/15 06:25 PM


teasel Joined Tue 12/30/14 Posts: 453	Sat 04/04/15 06:48 PM Edited by teasel on Sat 04/04/15 06:48 PM
"Today, we celebrate our independence day!" Bill Pullman as as President Thomas Whitmore in 'Independence Day'

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45345	Sat 04/04/15 06:52 PM
>>>Breakup lines<<<< 'I want 10 kids.'

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Sat 04/04/15 07:14 PM


sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Sat 04/04/15 07:22 PM
well, one time I just got the papers for the big D in the mail....no notice lines I have used I hope to think were not really lines...sometimes I have said that I don;t want him to change for me (or I do not wanna change for him) One time I said I am too old for you it's in your best interests (his), and I still think I was right ..sooo bittersweet

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Sun 04/05/15 12:10 AM
Those are all some the funniest break up lines I've ever heard lmfao,seriously!!!

SitkaRains Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 17228	Sun 04/05/15 12:16 AM
Ummm it has been fun.. it has been nice the sex was awesome but my husband is coming home next week...

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33264	Sun 04/05/15 02:45 AM
Here's the worst, from a Woody Allen film: "Something's missing". "What is missing?" "I don't know." I've actually been there ...

IamwhoIam1 Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 6400	Sun 04/05/15 02:48 AM
Me too.

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33264	Sun 04/05/15 02:56 AM
I think this would work: I like you, but 5" just isn't enough for me.

Vykt0rya Joined Sat 03/28/15 Posts: 31	Sun 04/05/15 03:56 AM
Exactly. Want to be cold.

amandaroseline Joined Mon 02/23/15 Posts: 4	Sun 04/05/15 04:05 AM
whats up every body here??