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Topic: The strange things women do
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Thu 04/30/15 05:13 AM
Edited by Pansytilly on Thu 04/30/15 05:14 AM
smile2 ...have a go at it :thumbsup: ...always fun to find out others' opinions on the matters at hand winking

his other thread is quite entertaining too laugh laugh

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Thu 04/30/15 05:13 AM


have you ever noticed how every two second they are flicking their heads to the side.

No.
I've never tried picking up chicks in an epileptic narcotics anonymous meeting though.

have you ever noticed how they seem disinterested in every thing you have to say

No. I can say interesting things.

the minute they start talking they accuse you of not listening, even if you are staring directly into their big brown peepers.

Are you listening? Staring at someone doesn't mean you're listening to them and may be an indication you aren't listening. Look at their mouth, and their eyes, look around their face as though you are looking for different facial expressions to round out what she's talking about, react to what they're saying with body language, look away and then look back quickly as though you are returning to the story or whatever.

There's enough hints to at least fake it.

Just staring at someone can be creepy.
She might not "really" be asking "are you listening" so much as saying "I need to break this tension that you are staring at me, so I am going to put you on the spot and make you feel as uncomfortable as you staring at me."

have you ever noticed how they will wear a blouse that shows off so much cleavage that you almost pass out.

Their cleavage is so big I almost pass out?
No. But I don't drive a mini? I have a truck? We can store them in the back and have plenty of cabin space?

have you ever noticed how they will suddenly accuse themselves out loud of being too fat by a half a pound or two, then say they couldn't possibly give you any sex because they don't feel comfortable with the way they look.

No.
I've never really had that happen to me.
That's why you carry a knife.

they will tell you to leave the living room because they don't think you will like the movie they are going to watch. When you tell them they have already seen 'Shakespeare in love' thirty-one times, they will tell you the best time to see it is number thirty-two.

If I have known them long enough that we live together or she feels comfortable telling me to leave her alone in a room then why wouldn't I trust the movie decisions she makes for herself? Is my life so empty, and am I so poor, that I can only afford to sit in front of the t.v. so it hurts when she wants to use it for herself?






I don't read your responses in the forums.
I doubt I will read your email.
I don't care what you have to say.
Only what you have said.

You must have had a change of heart?

Exactly... he said that he never reads reactions to his posts, so I never read his posts. No point. If ppl don't seek to interact, I'm not interested. ... I love my scroll button shades

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Thu 04/30/15 05:21 AM
some people love to hear the sound of their own voice
love to pontificate on various topics in an attmept to show the world how brilliant they believe themselves to be

ain't nothing new baby
gets a little boring to scroll past at times slaphead

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Thu 04/30/15 06:11 AM

and your point is??


His point is he is probably married.

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Thu 04/30/15 06:15 AM

some people love to hear the sound of their own voice
love to pontificate on various topics in an attmept to show the world how brilliant they believe themselves to be

ain't nothing new baby
gets a little boring to scroll past at times slaphead


Yes, at least he should try not to be dull. He's not even funny or entertaining. frown

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Thu 04/30/15 06:17 AM
Don't we get banned for not being funny or entertaining here? We should have new rules.

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Thu 04/30/15 06:24 AM
Edited by RoamingOrator on Thu 04/30/15 06:25 AM

Don't we get banned for not being funny or entertaining here? We should have new rules.


Well, if no one else will, I will ban you. :thumbsup:


That's it, you can't stay at my house again until your attitude improves!!! :angry: :angry:

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Thu 04/30/15 07:03 AM



-----whaddaya know...there are female martians...laugh laugh






slaphead ooooh.
so that's where baby martians come from.

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Thu 04/30/15 07:28 AM

some people love to hear the sound of their own voice
love to pontificate on various topics in an attmept to show the world how brilliant they believe themselves to be

ain't nothing new baby
gets a little boring to scroll past at times slaphead

It's rather Tiresome (play with the name, lol)

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Thu 04/30/15 07:58 AM

Don't we get banned for not being funny or entertaining here? We should have new rules.
well now that cannot possibly be true

I'm still here bigsmile

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