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Edited by
JOHNN111
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Tue 06/23/15 03:45 PM
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Edited by
Conrad_73
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Tue 06/23/15 03:51 PM
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be very very careful!
This could happen if you sit down! A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A Few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. Then, nothing. But, after another minute or two, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. ... The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet minding my own business," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts." The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, You're sitting on the mop bucket!"  
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I guess the trick is to train them when they are young!  ^^^Cheeky... 
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Whatever. Is it still commercials? Did I miss any of the game?
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Whatever. Is it still commercials? Did I miss any of the game?  Put the seat down when your done, ok...
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yes dear
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Whatever. Is it still commercials? Did I miss any of the game? Put the seat down when your done, ok... put the seat up when you're done, ok...
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Whatever. Is it still commercials? Did I miss any of the game? Put the seat down when your done, ok... put the seat up when you're done, ok... 
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Ew!
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Ew! Stir for 3 minutes, let set, flush... |
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Double ....Ew!
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<=== Walks out of the shrubbery and into this thread.
Sees what is happening in this thread. Fades backward into the shrubbery. 
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