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| Topic: Why do men pee all around the toilet bowl? | |
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because in the morning we wake up with a boner and we are 1/2 asleep.. its not easy to bend a stiff fire hose.. thus we miss the mark Ask a fireman about holding a pressured hose very still. I hope your problem will be solved really soon! I am. My local fire department is now holding Saturday classes " how to pee with accuracy". |
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awwwww...quitcherbitchin'.
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Guys can shake themselves dry after peeing and its easy for them....most don't care about where the last few stray droplets land.
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speak for yourself. some of us do care.
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Edited by
Rooster35
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Tue 06/23/15 09:44 AM
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I am serious, why is that?!! If you are in a relationship, then you have to start sitting down, or buy your own toilet, and start cleaning up your mess!!! The women's public bathroom is always clean, as for the men it's disgusting, they don't flush the urinals or the toilets, and pee is all over the floor it's so gross. Remember, in CSI episodes, or other shows of this kind, each time they use their ultra violet lights, in public bathrooms, there is traces of fluids, up to the ceiling! OMG so disgusting!!! It's one of those stereotypes that don't seem to come off and keeps sticking, forgive the pun. It reminds me of another stereotype, this one about women. And since we're talking about smells... but it is perhaps better I leave it unsaid. In our current society, it is acceptable to denigrate men while doing the same about women will get you thrown out of a dating site faster than you can say "tampon". |
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Aren't you basically just a big chicken? 
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you might not wanna be tryin ta choke me; you just might get a big surprise.
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you might not wanna be tryin ta choke me; you just might get a big surprise.
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Edited by
TMommy
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Tue 06/23/15 11:03 AM
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Ya know what the really cool thing of it is?men as well as women are fully capable of cleaning messes up again. All it really takes is bringing em back in and pointing it out and handing them bathroom cleaner and some paper towel
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I am mama of sons
who will grow up to be men They learned to stand up and go like a big boy Not sit down and go like a girl 
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Edited by
d__u__b
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Tue 06/23/15 11:11 AM
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Ya know what the really cool thing of it is?men as well as women are fully capable of cleaning messes up again. All it really takes is bringing em back in and pointing it out and handing them bathroom cleaner and some paper towel QFT  the second sentence shouldn't even be necessary. |
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If they can't control their fire hose, then why don't they simply use the toilets sitting? Yes, why don't we just want to give up one of the best things about being a guy? Women get multiple orgasms and men get to pee standing up. Fair trade, right? Deal with it or... Maybe you really want a woman and haven't figured it out yet...  |
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When you're drunk it is easier to hit your target sitting down, then it is standing up. At a bar no guy is going to sit down on his target.
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Edited by
GypsySister
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Tue 06/23/15 11:27 AM
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I am serious, why is that?!! If you are in a relationship, then you have to start sitting down, or buy your own toilet, and start cleaning up your mess!!! The women's public bathroom is always clean, as for the men it's disgusting, they don't flush the urinals or the toilets, and pee is all over the floor it's so gross. Remember, in CSI episodes, or other shows of this kind, each time they use their ultra violet lights, in public bathrooms, there is traces of fluids, up to the ceiling! OMG so disgusting!!! It's one of those stereotypes that don't seem to come off and keeps sticking, forgive the pun. It reminds me of another stereotype, this one about women. And since we're talking about smells... but it is perhaps better I leave it unsaid. In our current society, it is acceptable to denigrate men while doing the same about women will get you thrown out of a dating site faster than you can say "tampon". I have been reading your post with pleasure. Wow, that's really impressive. |
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I guess the trick is to train them when they are young!
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Hey now..... I have seen women pee on the seat... How I don't know but I have seen this a few times...
They hover is my guess... |
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ZZZIPPY stated >>> Hey now..... I have seen women pee on the seat... How I don't know but I have seen this a few times... They hover is my guess...  2 true that; I can well remember those 80's era times I went out after work or met up with some gal-pals and when we'd all troop into the restroom together some of those 'HUMANS' would "HOOVER" over the toilet in order to stay 'AIDS' free  Trying to explain to some slightly tipsy/boozed up broads that 'you can't get AIDS from the toilet seat'...well it just fell on deaf ears --- but using the stall after them was problematic too 
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that's why you see signs like: "We Aim To Please,And You Aim Too,Please" in some Bathrooms!   (not always easy)
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I guess the trick is to train them when they are young! This pretty much explains it, we're never looking at the target 
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