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Topic: Top Tips
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Thu 07/02/15 03:04 AM
Never spray body spray after a body shaving session.which I did.sad ohwell

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Thu 07/02/15 05:30 AM
Ouch..ohwell

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Thu 07/02/15 05:31 AM
laugh yep I was dancing about like an epilectic chicken

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Thu 07/02/15 05:35 AM
laugh at least you got a good workout laugh laugh :banana:

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Thu 07/02/15 05:38 AM
yep complete with a lot of swearinglaugh

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Thu 07/02/15 05:40 AM
no sex, no drugs, no alcohol - isn't life fun laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 07/02/15 05:41 AM
yep that's my life to a teelaugh

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Thu 07/02/15 05:48 AM
and me laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 07/02/15 05:48 AM
Never squat with your Spurs on

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Thu 07/02/15 05:50 AM
top tip - chop your feet off, to make sure you answer the feet thread correctly laugh laugh laugh noway

lynnleeds's photo
Thu 07/02/15 05:50 AM

Never squat with your Spurs on
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Thu 07/02/15 05:51 AM

top tip - chop your feet off, to make sure you answer the feet thread correctly laugh laugh laugh noway
I cant get mine high enough to check what type I gotsad

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Thu 07/02/15 05:53 AM
follow my top tip then - chop em off laugh laugh laugh

lynnleeds's photo
Thu 07/02/15 05:53 AM
might have to least I could see the soles then:laughing:

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Thu 07/02/15 06:29 AM
Edited by lynnleeds on Thu 07/02/15 06:29 AM
a few funny top tips I found onlinelaugh
Save money on wedding photographs by finding out when the Google Streetview vans passing the church and line up on the pavement.

A nicer way to Watch your wedding video is to view it backwards, watch her walk back up the aisle get into the car and piss off!

If you're married to a Bomb Disposal Expert keep it fresh by putting plasticine and a watch in with their packed lunch.




To avoid confusion, please note that Screwfix is NOT a dating agency.laugh

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Thu 07/02/15 08:49 AM
did someone mention chickendancing??? love

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Thu 07/02/15 08:55 AM
Ouch. !!! Major sting..sad2

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Thu 07/02/15 09:40 AM

Never spray body spray after a body shaving session.which I did.sad ohwell
soooo...op.. do you find you have to shave your whole body often.?...laugh :wink: :angel: surprised

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Thu 07/02/15 10:08 AM

laugh yep I was dancing about like an epilectic chicken


huh



noway

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Thu 07/02/15 10:09 AM
:laughing:

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