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Topic: The funniest pick up line you heard or tried?
Jimmy_roy Joined Sun 11/15/15 Posts: 1121	Fri 02/12/16 03:21 PM
People normally get crazy and weird this time of the year. Guys trying new things to seduce ladies and wondering if there will be a great valentine or atleast a night stand. What is the funniest pick up line you heard or tried?

Jimmy_roy Joined Sun 11/15/15 Posts: 1121	Fri 02/12/16 03:27 PM
I heard it yesterday, a guy trying to seduce a lovely gal by saying "hey want to come to my house, I have a bidet"

nancy1996l Joined Wed 09/23/15 Posts: 1040	Fri 02/12/16 03:31 PM


adivorcedone Joined Wed 08/12/15 Posts: 7591	Fri 02/12/16 03:51 PM
Hey! sweetheart....are you tired? No, why? Because you have been running round in my head, the whole day....ha ha..

MK2 Joined Sat 07/05/14 Posts: 1540	Fri 02/12/16 04:56 PM
I don't have a pick line, I usually site on the corner and having cold beer & they comes to pick on me

MK2 Joined Sat 07/05/14 Posts: 1540	Fri 02/12/16 05:12 PM
Here is one for all the singles on valentines day ... Choose your victim . laughing .. approach .. and say .. there is a phone call for you ... its Cupid ... he wants my heart back :-) Awwww .. sooo sweet :-) how about asking her for her number because I lost mine

Robxbox73 Joined Sun 12/27/15 Posts: 5302	Fri 02/12/16 05:15 PM
Nancygirl! Good to see you! Hey that actually is a pretty necessary line in this day and age. It's either that or ask do you have an Adam's apple? Lol

MK2 Joined Sat 07/05/14 Posts: 1540	Fri 02/12/16 06:42 PM
I think you are supposed to hand her your cell and say .. There is something wrong with my phone .. .. Your number is not on it :-) Blondey, you are great teacher what are you doing this weekend ? LOL

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Fri 02/12/16 07:29 PM
I seriously find it hard to believe that anyone would use these pick up lines, if 'pick up' is indeed the right term. I find it even harder to believe that women would fall for them. I think most of them have been said as jokes or for entertainment or in jest, but please, heaven forbid anyone has ever used any of them, or fell for them.

RustyKitty Joined Fri 05/15/15 Posts: 1601	Fri 02/12/16 07:41 PM
I have had a guy just come up to me and say, (it was either,) "I'd like to".. or, "I want to".. "introduce myself to you, my name is XXXX", and then he commented on my activity (I was reading my book by a window in a restaurant/bar)..We had a short chat..Looking back on it, I think that that is a good way to introduce yourself to someone.. (Notice all the punctuation, lol).

technovative Joined Sat 03/01/14 Posts: 2627	Fri 02/12/16 07:53 PM
One that seemed to work well for Jazzy Jeff: "Hey baby... let's get some barbecue and get busy!"

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Fri 02/12/16 08:54 PM
People normally get crazy and weird this time of the year. Guys trying new things to seduce ladies and wondering if there will be a great valentine or atleast a night stand. What is the funniest pick up line you heard or tried? pick up lines piss me off

Jimmy_roy Joined Sun 11/15/15 Posts: 1121	Fri 02/12/16 09:34 PM
I think you are supposed to hand her your cell and say .. There is something wrong with my phone .. .. Your number is not on it :-) Blondey, you are great teacher what are you doing this weekend ? LOL Now I understood what you meant by sitting in the corner

Jimmy_roy Joined Sun 11/15/15 Posts: 1121	Fri 02/12/16 09:38 PM
I seriously find it hard to believe that anyone would use these pick up lines, if 'pick up' is indeed the right term. I find it even harder to believe that women would fall for them. I think most of them have been said as jokes or for entertainment or in jest, but please, heaven forbid anyone has ever used any of them, or fell for them. Welcome to the modernworld joe. These are real lines used by real people

Jimmy_roy Joined Sun 11/15/15 Posts: 1121	Fri 02/12/16 09:41 PM
I have another one here "Did it hurt? Are you alrite? It must have hurt when you fall from heaven"

lu_rosemary Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 9123	Fri 02/12/16 09:54 PM
I seriously find it hard to believe that anyone would use these pick up lines, if 'pick up' is indeed the right term. I find it even harder to believe that women would fall for them. I think most of them have been said as jokes or for entertainment or in jest, but please, heaven forbid anyone has ever used any of them, or fell for them. oh come on joe .. They are just ice-breakers .. It all depends on the delivery .. and of course the person using the line ... ... Some will succeed while others fail .. Law of attraction strikes again :-) Here's one: I lu lu lu lu like you :-) By the way, Blondey, I really really really love your new picture. You look amazing.

Jimmy_roy Joined Sun 11/15/15 Posts: 1121	Fri 02/12/16 10:22 PM Edited by Jimmy_roy on Fri 02/12/16 10:23 PM
Well old is gold they say but okay a new one ah... "Head you kiss me, tail I kiss you" Its "head"

adivorcedone Joined Wed 08/12/15 Posts: 7591	Fri 02/12/16 11:31 PM
Is your father a thief? No, why? Its seems he stole all the stars and put em in your eyes.....

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Sat 02/13/16 07:33 AM
I was always partial to that old classic of, "Hey! Nice shoes....wanna phuck"?

adivorcedone Joined Wed 08/12/15 Posts: 7591	Sat 02/13/16 08:00 AM
You must be a pop star or something, you keep popping up in my life...