Ok, so, we have a few people who understand this is supposed to be a lighthearted thread, yet they've gone and taken it seriously anyway.

Lighten up, Francis!

(NOTE: The preceding comment was intended to be humourous and is a direct reference to a scene from the movie "Stripes". No insult was intended towards, nor should be taken by, anyone named Francis or anyone else who lacks a sense of humour.)

(NOTE NOTE: The last sentence of the preceding comment should not be misinterpreted as an accusation that everyone else on this site has no sense of humour. I'm sure you're all very funny people at parties.)


Right, then, now that we have that out of the way...


Things That Make Me Grumpy (cont'd):

13. People that pass my school bus uphill on a double line around a blind curve, only to pull into the drive-thru at Tim Horton's one km down the road. What, like I was going to wedge the bus in there and order 40 medium regular coffees and hold the line up for an hour?

That's it.....I'm done


Ohh It's in there..

Ooopps! I did it again...

Such a gentelman...

Good morning, Grumble Bunnies! It's Friday, pretty hard to be cranky about anything today, but I'll see if I can think of anything.

mmmmhhmmmmm..see how ya are


OP says this thread is getting too grumpy and will not be back..



pffffft...whatever I am a female

I do what I want

Pleeeeease don't go. We need our sassy eye candy!

flatterrreeerrrrrr

I have a weakness for redheads. I don't know why, maybe a redhead gave me a piece of candy when I was a baby, but fine looking fireheads are my kryptonite.

they'll steal your soul ya know

True story. Have the scars on my heat to prove it.


Goooooooood morrrrrninnnngggg Grumble Bunnies! It's 0 degrees, cloudy and rain in the forecast with a measly high of only 7C today, perfect gripe weather. Stay out of the news, people.

good morning Sir Gummie Bear Grumble Bunny


wanna go start my car for me to warm up?


did I ever tell ya about the time the kids and I were camping with the inlaws and we saw this couple

with a baby bull dog and the boys and I could not take our eyes off him

they had the mama too and I can remember thinking he was so ugly he was beautiful and have wanted one ever since


but I hear they are gassy..true?



try not to have too grumpy a day

at least you are not sitting in class like me on a saturday

I've been the Remote Car Starter for all my relationships so, yeah, gimme the keys and I'll get it fired up for you. You want the heated seats on, too?

I refer to my 52lb of goofy in a 60lb bag English Bulldog as the "Lyle Lovett of the canine world". Butt ugly, yet for some reason the women are all over him. Yes, he can be gassy, but I've solved that by feeding him only a special Bulldog formula made by Royal Canin. Within a week of switching to it his coat became glossy, the weeping eye streaks on his face went away and I could sit on the couch watching TV with him and not have to wear a gas mask.

Bulldogs are adorable, but they have some real issues that you need to be aware of and ready to take on if you get one... they can be extremely OCD, will urinate on their bedding and not see an issue with that, they are by far NOT the brightest bulb on the tree and live up to the saying "stubborn as a Bulldog". Believe me.

But they ARE very affectionate, extremely loyal, frickin' hilarious and surprisingly full of character and personality.

pfffft like I got heated seats in my little car


mmmmm...not really sure if I will ever get to that point of being a dog owner again in my life


got a cat right now my son talked me into..
he just lays on my bed

once in awhile meows at me if his dish is empty



dogs are a lot more needy

Sooo, pretty much the same as having your ex around, then?

Was just funnin' with you, Ma'am.