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He was the ex's Hall Pass. Some people talk dirty to their partners to spice things up in bed every once in a while. All I had to do was find a movie with Sam Elliot in it, play it just before we went to bed, then mimic his accent and talk to her as we hit the sheets. Turned her into a maniac every time. Funny thing, though, is that she always kept her eyes closed.
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couples talk dirty to each other? well now I had no idea
  man Gum if somebody started talking in voices to me knowing my degree I would probably recommend a psych evaluation 
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couples talk dirty to each other? well now I had no idea man Gum if somebody started talking in voices to me knowing my degree I would probably recommend a psych evaluation Haaaahahaha... y'all best pray we never meet, then. I can do some pretty good Southern, German, French and Russian accents. You'd have me committed in no time. |
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mmmmmm...if you and I met how do you know that's what I would spend my time doing?
might find it amusing |
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Things to be grumpy about (cont'd):
12. Realising that your local pharmacy's prescription hotline and your Dr's office numbers are in the contact lists of your home phone, cell phone, computer, tablet and on a piece of paper in your wallet, but you have to consult the phone book for the number of the nearest pizza joint. |
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might find it amusing You probably would. I like to torment waitresses and CSR's by using a different accent every time they talk to me. And I just love to diss all the people walking by. I'm pretty sure my death will come about as a direct result from being sarcastic to the wrong person at the wrong time. |
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no worries grump away
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It's a young mans world...
 But I got to keep trying.... 
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Hate when that happens..
  
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started a light hearted thread for banter and fun just for the helluva it
found out the only ones actually posting in are ....just grumpy  
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I understand that this is a light-hearted thread..
however.. I could, in no way, stand to be around someone who complains constantly about anything... like a 'debbie downer'.. personally I like to be around cheerful, upbeat type of persons.., the glass is half-full, not half-empty.. |
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started a light hearted thread for banter and fun just for the helluva it found out the only ones actually posting in are ....just grumpy Aw, c'mon... I'm having fun in here. 
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fantastic you're hired take over
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Don't give me that Missy,
 I know more about the internet's than you think I do.. 
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Edited by
TMommy
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Tue 03/29/16 06:49 PM
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i know my glass is less than half full, but that don't mean
i'm not gonna enjoy drinking the rest of it..... cheers....
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I understand that this is a light-hearted thread.. however.. I could, in no way, stand to be around someone who complains constantly about anything... like a 'debbie downer'.. personally I like to be around cheerful, upbeat type of persons.., the glass is half-full, not half-empty.. |
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 Funny how?? Not on the food network..  |
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I understand that this is a light-hearted thread.. however.. I could, in no way, stand to be around someone who complains constantly about anything... like a 'debbie downer'.. personally I like to be around cheerful, upbeat type of persons.., the glass is half-full, not half-empty.. I also couldn't be around someone who constantly complains. I also could not be around someone that never takes things seriously. Life isn't always cheerful or fun. Finding balance is the key to being happy. |
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