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Topic: You Should Message Me Because...
TMommy's photo
Sun 03/27/16 07:04 AM
Edited by TMommy on Sun 03/27/16 07:07 AM
Here is your chance

list a few of your wonderful attributes

and show off your best qualities


in order to convince others you are worth it




ready....go!


what do you mean I have to lead by example and list a few of my own


sheesh picky picky



ummmmm....I am often short tempered explode

highly impatient rant

and often times sarcastic bigsmile

no photo
Sun 03/27/16 07:25 AM
Take a look for yourself Ladies, what's not to love about me

My biggest asset, by far, is my modesty laugh

Gummiente's photo
Sun 03/27/16 07:33 AM
Ladies, you should message me because I'm a fit, tall, dark, and handsome rich man who loves to take puppies for long walks barefoot in the rain on the beach as I sip wine and nibble on chocolate while challenging you all the way to the zipline that takes us to the country music dance club.




No?

Dammit. FINE, then, you should message me because I am NOT all of that and a bag of chips. grumble

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Sun 03/27/16 08:22 AM

Ladies, you should message me because I'm a fit, tall, dark, and handsome rich man who loves to take puppies for long walks barefoot in the rain on the beach as I sip wine and nibble on chocolate while challenging you all the way to the zipline that takes us to the country music dance club.




No?

Dammit. FINE, then, you should message me because I am NOT all of that and a bag of chips. grumble
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I was sold when I read, fit, tall, dark and handsome ... then it went downhill from there real fast ohwell
Rich is a nice extra, but walking puppies? Don't tickle my fancy, nor walks in the rain on the beach, I don't really like wine or country music.

Dangit ... so close and yet so far!! tears tears tears

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Sun 03/27/16 08:24 AM
PS Message me if you change your mind and are willing to dump the puppies, walks in the rain, wine and country music!
love flowerforyou

TMommy's photo
Sun 03/27/16 08:24 AM
Edited by TMommy on Sun 03/27/16 08:27 AM
hold up...



raised on country music by mama and daddy

grew up in the 80's with big hair and black boots


I am a combo of both

lived in city and the country

I am a redneck woman who can drive a truck or a stick


got a built in bullsheet detector

how am I doing? bigsmile

oh and mama used to say I should have been born with a warning label

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Sun 03/27/16 08:29 AM




shades You should call me as I am fit as a fiddle and love to dittle (is that a word?)rofl oops

timmo1111's photo
Sun 03/27/16 08:31 AM
Probably my annoyingly ability to involve multiple answers to fundamental basics

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Sun 03/27/16 08:41 AM
Edited by SparklingCrystal 💖💎 on Sun 03/27/16 08:42 AM

hold up...



raised on country music by mama and daddy

grew up in the 80's with big hair and black boots


I am a combo of both

lived in city and the country

I am a redneck woman who can drive a truck or a stick


got a built in bullsheet detector

how am I doing? bigsmile

oh and mama used to say I should have been born with a warning label

Think I could say I was raised on the Dutch variety of your country music ohwell Poor me!
I drive stick (I think some 98 - 99% of drivers here do. Automatic transmission is exception here, not rule). But I'm still not a redneck :tongue:
Maybe the difference is in driving a truck? laugh

Oh, and the 80s, wasn't it grand! I loved the clothes, hairstyle, music etc. Still do to be honest ... Although I must admit that in retrospect male haircuts were somewhat puffy, lol.
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NOBootyHunter's photo
Sun 03/27/16 08:42 AM
Because I'm an old soul, I have lived a interesting life I have a thousand life experiences that all have valuable life lessons.. I attended many years of counseling (legally on paper I am sane) 25 years of sobriety.. I am easy on the eyes but modest.. I have a great sense of humor.. I can find the positive in most situations.. Also

I tend to get messages from the Mods notifying me... how I went beyond the parameters of PG rated threads on an adult site...

TMommy's photo
Sun 03/27/16 08:51 AM
Edited by TMommy on Sun 03/27/16 08:52 AM
man the 80's big hair, big earrings, big black trench coat and black boots with an AC/DC t-shirt and a chain link belt bigsmile

Crystal ya know you are my soul sista drinker

Manturkey1's photo
Sun 03/27/16 08:59 AM


hold up...



raised on country music by mama and daddy

grew up in the 80's with big hair and black boots


I am a combo of both

lived in city and the country

I am a redneck woman who can drive a truck or a stick


got a built in bullsheet detector

how am I doing? bigsmile

oh and mama used to say I should have been born with a warning label

Think I could say I was raised on the Dutch variety of your country music ohwell Poor me!
I drive stick (I think some 98 - 99% of drivers here do. Automatic transmission is exception here, not rule). But I'm still not a redneck :tongue:
Maybe the difference is in driving a truck? laugh

Oh, and the 80s, wasn't it grand! I loved the clothes, hairstyle, music etc. Still do to be honest ... Although I must admit that in retrospect male haircuts were somewhat puffy, lol.
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shocked shocked

Your both still here :cry:
Where's the checkouts I'm done shopping winking

NOBootyHunter's photo
Sun 03/27/16 09:05 AM
I want my Mtv




blah..blah..'s photo
Sun 03/27/16 09:22 AM
Ladies, you SHOULD message me simply because i'm bloody nice chap
and you're always complaining that you can never find nice guys etc

oh and i'm also extremely rich, handsome and pack a mean 6-pack an i can do 64,000 press ups

glasses ok, maybe slightly distorting the truth, but i'm a good bloke and i tell jokes

So crack on happy

adivorcedone's photo
Sun 03/27/16 09:31 AM
Ladies, and emphasis on the word, message me if you kinda know me from the forums....the rest can take their chances...bigsmile

no photo
Sun 03/27/16 09:34 AM
Hey I'm new here so can someone can a girl private message Me and we can talk would be thankful :)

adivorcedone's photo
Sun 03/27/16 09:44 AM

Hey I'm new here so can someone can a girl private message Me and we can talk would be thankful :)


oops
offtopic

Post on the New members forum, you can take it from there...

no photo
Sun 03/27/16 09:48 AM

Here is your chance

list a few of your wonderful attributes

and show off your best qualities


in order to convince others you are worth it




ready....go!


what do you mean I have to lead by example and list a few of my own


sheesh picky picky



ummmmm....I am often short tempered explode

highly impatient rant

and often times sarcastic bigsmile


I have been told I do not play well with others......
I was born with low IQ but still managed to get on this adult dating site.
I only drool sometimes at night.
I will drive slower when people tailgate to piss them off more.
How do you like me so far?
bigsmile

TMommy's photo
Sun 03/27/16 10:01 AM

Ladies, you should message me because I'm a fit, tall, dark, and handsome rich man who loves to take puppies for long walks barefoot in the rain on the beach as I sip wine and nibble on chocolate while challenging you all the way to the zipline that takes us to the country music dance club.




No?

Dammit. FINE, then, you should message me because I am NOT all of that and a bag of chips. grumble
man that is like ambidextrous mad skillz going on bigsmile


ya know ...going for a ride on a motorcycle is on my bucket list

however this image in my head involves climbing on behind a man who knows how to handle that machine and who will take away my fear and show me the thrill of the ride


mmmmmmm..this loses half it's appeal if I gotta climb in the sidecar and hold his doggie on my lap huh noway

no1phD's photo
Sun 03/27/16 10:33 AM
Umm umm.. can't think of one good reason... it's not enough to be a pretty face...
It's not enough to be intellectual..
It's not enough to be kind caring and considerate...
It's not enough to be giving and passionate...
.. okay !!I have a Camaro... that's one good reason.... and yes it is a Hot Wheel... but it's paid off.. that's right free and clear .. zoom zoom..lol

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