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Topic: Dearly Beloved
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Mon 07/04/16 02:00 AM
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the sight of God to join this man, and this woman in holy matrimony. Not to be entered into lightly, holy matrimony should be entered into solemnly and with reverence and honor. Into this holy agreement these two persons come together to be joined. If any person here can show cause why these two people should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace.


** If anyone would like to get married here plz step up and i shall wed you both online right here bigsmilepitchfork

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Mon 07/04/16 02:40 AM
Amen

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Mon 07/04/16 12:29 PM

Amen


Hallelujah

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Mon 07/04/16 12:30 PM
Couples plz do not be shy, do come forward & thy shalt wed thou in holy matrimony

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Mon 07/04/16 03:21 PM
Checked that box too.

I'm an Ordained Minister. :angel:

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Mon 07/04/16 03:25 PM
Edited by no1phD on Mon 07/04/16 03:26 PM
..Jumps up !!..and points the finger at the bride... not just 10 minutes ago she wanted to make out with me! in the coat room.... now if that doesn't scream stop the wedding to you@! I don't know what would..lol...ok..
now !!we're still getting free drinks right???.. and it would be a real waste to throw out all that food..
Hey brother !!..I'm just saying!!.wink.

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Thu 07/07/16 03:04 AM
roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl

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Mon 08/08/16 11:09 AM
Come now children, do bring your better half before us as we have gathered here & i shalt wed thou in holy matrimony....

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Mon 08/08/16 11:16 AM
babykris and her only playmate
pancho and rains
eva and rob
asstrid and her sweety....



All thou couples, do come before thee....thy shalt wed you in the presence of all these strangers laughlaughrofl


None y'all even love each other '

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Mon 08/08/16 11:24 AM
Ummmm... can Pancho and I just play...
Marriage... ummm that is such a grown up thing to dolaugh

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Mon 08/08/16 11:26 AM
I'm an ordained divorce lawyer. So once your vows are done, step over to my office to sign the pre-nup. laugh

SitkaRains's photo
Mon 08/08/16 11:41 AM

I'm an ordained divorce lawyer. So once your vows are done, step over to my office to sign the pre-nup. laugh

Ummm isnt that before the vows are said..bigsmile

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Mon 08/08/16 10:08 PM
O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

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Mon 08/08/16 10:19 PM

Ummmm... can Pancho and I just play...
Marriage... ummm that is such a grown up thing to dolaugh


Don't you youngsters need to get your guardians permission before you can get hitched??? laugh

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Mon 08/08/16 10:21 PM
What about the bachelor party first Romeo? Are you willing to show us around to all the hot spots over there? I have trust in you I am sure you know them all and how to throw a real party..laugh laugh

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Mon 08/08/16 10:38 PM
Hello
How are you doing, hope you don't mind us charting and to know our self well?....

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Mon 08/08/16 10:40 PM

Come now children, do bring your better half before us as we have gathered here & i shalt wed thou in holy matrimony....


I would love to get hetched but the trouble is...I have no one!!!drool whoa

anyone????what what what what what what

i solemnly swear!what is mine is yours as well..lolrofl rofl rofl

any takers?haha!:wink:

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Mon 08/08/16 11:10 PM
Hoping to find true friendship to lead to find my true love

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Mon 08/08/16 11:16 PM
I think marriage is over rated. I'll just shake up from now on!!

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Tue 08/09/16 05:44 AM
Bless all thou souls for thou have come to witness a true blessing of man & wife what

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