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We have been in relationship for 6 months now and it is expected to always show a good side of yours in the early part of a relationship. Till now when ever I felt to cut loose, I use to go outside similarly she runs the tap water when she pees like this there are many other things which are the ugly side of a relationship which we avoid to show each other. I guess it must be the bad Chinese I ate, while having fun in night I couldn't control and farted after finishing. I apologised and we slept, morning we kissed and I drove back to my house. There was no discussion about it. Now I am not sure what to say and feel a bit embarrassed when ever we talk. Has anyone faced this kind of situation and how did you balanced the equation?
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It happens
Don't make a big deal out of it. Everyone does it. Got over it! |
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She heard a natural body function... We, the world wide web, are now made privy to such information...
*smh* |
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Edited by
Jonathan83
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Mon 08/22/16 08:44 PM
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As Annierooroo said, everyone does it (except my mom... never heard her fart one time in my entire life). She probably almost laughed when it happened but didn't want to embarrass you more than you already were. Hey, at least you didn't $hit yourself. Right?
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Ohh... well first off you should have just laughed it off together..
But I'm sure you are both going to hear all kinds of body functions from one another throughout your relationship.....lol... like for instance.. When you're having very vigorous sex with a woman sometimes.. a farting noise can come from her vagina.... It's just the air.. being displaced from your.. manhood... but it's always a little awkward when it first happens.. But again one of those things that you should both just laugh off.. It's called being human |
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..Hey, at least you didn't $hit yourself. Right? hahahahahahaha |
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She heard me fart
And she liked it. But I have a musical flair. |
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We have been in relationship for 6 months now and it is expected to always show a good side of yours in the early part of a relationship. Till now when ever I felt to cut loose, I use to go outside similarly she runs the tap water when she pees like this there are many other things which are the ugly side of a relationship which we avoid to show each other. I guess it must be the bad Chinese I ate, while having fun in night I couldn't control and farted after finishing. I apologised and we slept, morning we kissed and I drove back to my house. There was no discussion about it. Now I am not sure what to say and feel a bit embarrassed when ever we talk. Has anyone faced this kind of situation and how did you balanced the equation? Sounds like you will know when your relationship has matured when you both can delight in the tinkling sound of the morning urination followed by the thunderous expulsion of spontaneous farts. But then if you are both really up tight you may have to settle for the muffled rumblings of a digesting stomach with the occasional squeak from a tight sphincter |
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It happens Don't make a big deal out of it. Everyone does it. Got over it! I know but it's harder to do. I never wanted to start this ball rolling, always thought she will begin and then I will roll with it. Should I take time to get over it or hear her fart so that balance is made? |
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She heard a natural body function... We, the world wide web, are now made privy to such information... *smh* Online chatting is best that way 
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Edited by
Jimmy_roy
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Mon 08/22/16 10:37 PM
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As Annierooroo said, everyone does it (except my mom... never heard her fart one time in my entire life). She probably almost laughed when it happened but didn't want to embarrass you more than you already were. Hey, at least you didn't $hit yourself. Right? I realise now that I also never heard my mom fart  God grace I didn't $hit with that fart, I would have died with shame if that had happened. |
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Ohh... well first off you should have just laughed it off together.. But I'm sure you are both going to hear all kinds of body functions from one another throughout your relationship.....lol... like for instance.. When you're having very vigorous sex with a woman sometimes.. a farting noise can come from her vagina.... It's just the air.. being displaced from your.. manhood... but it's always a little awkward when it first happens.. But again one of those things that you should both just laugh off.. It's called being human That's the joke, we laugh so much when we make that sound during sex but here I was clueless how to react. I just finished and laid on my side to catch my breath and suddenly it happened.. |
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while having fun in night I couldn't control and farted after finishing Holy crap. You farted right after orgasm? I really hope she wasn't going down on you. how did you balanced the equation? I don't know. I don't think I've ever farted during sex. Maybe if you aren't willing to discuss it and it really bothers you there's always the option of plugs? |
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Six months .. Jimmy you have been on your best behaviour .. Time to show the real you perhaps .,... I am sure it is not high on her list of catastrophes or will not factor into whether she continues to be your girlfriend .. Don't sweat the small stuff ..  I feel it is more about relationship balance than our reaction. We both worked hard not to bring out that side and I was the first to roll the ball. Now my concern is whether "let time heal my embarrassment or hear her fart to balance the relationship"? |
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She heard me fart And she liked it. But I have a musical flair. That's good and rhymes too 
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We have been in relationship for 6 months now and it is expected to always show a good side of yours in the early part of a relationship. Till now when ever I felt to cut loose, I use to go outside similarly she runs the tap water when she pees like this there are many other things which are the ugly side of a relationship which we avoid to show each other. I guess it must be the bad Chinese I ate, while having fun in night I couldn't control and farted after finishing. I apologised and we slept, morning we kissed and I drove back to my house. There was no discussion about it. Now I am not sure what to say and feel a bit embarrassed when ever we talk. Has anyone faced this kind of situation and how did you balanced the equation? Sounds like you will know when your relationship has matured when you both can delight in the tinkling sound of the morning urination followed by the thunderous expulsion of spontaneous farts. But then if you are both really up tight you may have to settle for the muffled rumblings of a digesting stomach with the occasional squeak from a tight sphincter I had asked her the same thing that why can't you pee in front of me and she said "it is better to have some secrets before marriage". That's the reason I have concern, I feel like I have lost my secret and relation is unbalanced. |
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We have been in relationship for 6 months now and it is expected to always show a good side of yours in the early part of a relationship. Till now when ever I felt to cut loose, I use to go outside similarly she runs the tap water when she pees like this there are many other things which are the ugly side of a relationship which we avoid to show each other. I guess it must be the bad Chinese I ate, while having fun in night I couldn't control and farted after finishing. I apologised and we slept, morning we kissed and I drove back to my house. There was no discussion about it. Now I am not sure what to say and feel a bit embarrassed when ever we talk. Has anyone faced this kind of situation and how did you balanced the equation? Sounds like you will know when your relationship has matured when you both can delight in the tinkling sound of the morning urination followed by the thunderous expulsion of spontaneous farts. But then if you are both really up tight you may have to settle for the muffled rumblings of a digesting stomach with the occasional squeak from a tight sphincter I had asked her the same thing that why can't you pee in front of me and she said "it is better to have some secrets before marriage". That's the reason I have concern, I feel like I have lost my secret and relation is unbalanced. If she pees standing up she may have a big secret best shared before marriage. So ask her if she stands up to do it. It may help lighten the mood. Or.....................    
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while having fun in night I couldn't control and farted after finishing Holy crap. You farted right after orgasm? I really hope she wasn't going down on you. how did you balanced the equation? I don't know. I don't think I've ever farted during sex. Maybe if you aren't willing to discuss it and it really bothers you there's always the option of plugs? Well I would say don't eat chinese and do new positions which requires serious stretching. |
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We have been in relationship for 6 months now and it is expected to always show a good side of yours in the early part of a relationship. Till now when ever I felt to cut loose, I use to go outside similarly she runs the tap water when she pees like this there are many other things which are the ugly side of a relationship which we avoid to show each other. I guess it must be the bad Chinese I ate, while having fun in night I couldn't control and farted after finishing. I apologised and we slept, morning we kissed and I drove back to my house. There was no discussion about it. Now I am not sure what to say and feel a bit embarrassed when ever we talk. Has anyone faced this kind of situation and how did you balanced the equation? Sounds like you will know when your relationship has matured when you both can delight in the tinkling sound of the morning urination followed by the thunderous expulsion of spontaneous farts. But then if you are both really up tight you may have to settle for the muffled rumblings of a digesting stomach with the occasional squeak from a tight sphincter I had asked her the same thing that why can't you pee in front of me and she said "it is better to have some secrets before marriage". That's the reason I have concern, I feel like I have lost my secret and relation is unbalanced. If she pees standing up she may have a big secret best shared before marriage. So ask her if she stands up to do it. It may help lighten the mood. Or..................... Well as we are having sex so surely I can imagine she can only sit and pee
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If it didn't require any "paperwork"...you should be good.
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