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Gravity
Why don't baby ducks lay eggs? |
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Because they are kittens
Why does Santa say "ho ho ho"? |
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Hes looking to hook up.
What is the nectar of the Gods? |
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Ocean water...
Why do birds fly? |
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Edited by
Slim gym
on
Wed 02/02/22 04:23 PM
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because they were told to
what kinda monkey are you ? |
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A monkey’s uncle.
What’s the difference between a priest, a car salesman, and a prostitute? |
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they all got three legs.
why is the "friend zone" not the end zone? |
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Because the sky is blue...
Why do planes fly? |
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because they cant walk
why do people fall in love ? |
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'Cause When You Fall In Love You Don't Break No Bones.
Why Did You Do That? |
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Because I can’t do THIS!
Why are bats 🦇 night creatures? |
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because they sleep in all the time
in a world of 3 billion people , why is it hard to find just one match ??? |
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Because the match list was misplaced by Queen Lizzie and they are still trying to find it.
Why do we have two feet? |
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Because we only have one nose.
Where's my perfect match? |
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You found your perfect match, remember? Except you used it to light your last cigar.
Why can't I sleep? |
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You can't sleep, because you can't wake up...
Why do people love? |
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Nothing better to do ...
Why do people fall in love more than once in a lifetime ? |
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Usually people fall in love more than once in a lifetime, because they live only once...
Why do men are shy? |
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Because they are afraid of losing control of their wallets !!!
Why are people so picky? |
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its better to pick berries than to be picked
How does Stella get her groove back? |
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