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"Don't Rush Me, I'm Waiting For The Last Minute"
"I'm Not Weird, I'm A Limited Edition" "If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say...We Have A Lot In Common" "I'm Not Responsible For What My Face Does When You Talk" "Can I Borrow A Kiss?...I Promise I Will Give It Right Back" "My Favorite Childhood Memory Is Not Paying Bills" "Life Is Soup and I'm A Fork" "Allergic To Morons" "I Wish More People Were Fluent In Silence" "I'm Actually A Really Nice Person But You Annoy Me" "Nerd? I Prefer The Term Intellectual Badass" "I'm Sorry, Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud" "Please, Do Not Pet The Peeves" "I'd Love To Stay And Chat But I'm Lying" "If You Can't Laugh At Yourself...Let Me Do It" "Put Some Zing In Your Ding Dong" "I Know I Said Hi But I Am Not Prepared For A Followup Conversation" "My Brain Has Way Too Many Tabs Open" "I Don't Need Google, My Wife Knows Everything" "Lets Stay Strangers" "Please Cancel My Subscription To Your Issues" "Please Don't Make Me Do Stuff" "I Hope Your Phone Falls In A Toilet" "Vegetarian...Indian For Lousy Hunter" "I Love Wearing Black, It Brings Out The Color Of My Soul" "Your Daughter Was In Here" "Here I Am!...What Are Your Other Two Wishes?" |
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C'mon People...You're supposed to add some too!
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Edited by
NotPay4Play
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Tue 02/21/17 03:48 PM
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"Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice."
"I'll just stand here and pretend I'm listening." Front " how to confuse a blonde... See back" back " how to confuse a blonde see front" "All the people that drive me nuts are in my family." " not so funny meow is it?" |
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"I Let The Dogs Out, I Collect Em"
"...And Then, She Massaged My Balls With Her Knee" "There's Beer and There's Not Beer, I Prefer The Lager" "Girlfriends Are Such A Pain In The Cash" "This Is My Tee Shirt" "Experienced Bacon Maker" |
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"I'm so old I forgot where I put my nuts"
 (pictured with a grey squirrel on the front).
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"You Think Gas Is Expensive: Beer Is $6 @ Gallon"
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"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle"
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If you're cooler than me, does it make me hotter than you?
 Being unique is better than being perfect... |
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Bin Laden, been giving people with beards a bad name since 1993 !
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On the back
"My Bumper Fell Off" |
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Saw this on a teenagers shirt I'm not a gynecologist, but ill take a look !!
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On a baby's shirt
"I had Boobies for Breakfast" |
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I may be Old but I got to see All the Cool Bands
(may not be funny but I like it) |
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Bin Laden, been giving people with beards a bad name since 1993 ! Love it! Never heard that one before. |
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50 calibre, when you need to reach out and touch somebody
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Edited by
Mrafr
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Tue 03/07/17 12:19 PM
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Tom4uhere
You think beer is expensive at $6 a gallon,but if you do the math it is still a bargain. The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of beer per year, that's almost 41 miles per gallon.... Not too bad |
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C'mon People...You're supposed to add some too! |
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I'm on a ***** hunt mouse with double barrel shotgun
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Yes I can sign;
I am just ignoring you. If I wanted your opinion, I'd ask your wife. Women have boobs because if you give a man two choices it confuses them. We have child support laws because it is easier than getting blood out of a turnip |
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