Topic: what do you really need?
Beachfarmer's photo
Fri 07/21/17 09:52 AM




Well, considering that I have known a woman with big hands, short arms and no patience that destroyed cars that is definately not what I want. So, yeah, A woman with small hands, long arms and patience that can fix cars might be desireable as well, As long as she really digs me.


rofl


We all love you, Sir.


LYLUflowerforyou

....and apparently I need to be better at this quoting thinglaugh

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Fri 07/21/17 09:57 AM

right now I need a girl

Now your in trouble, that is in the big book! laugh

motowndowntown's photo
Fri 07/21/17 10:40 PM


slaphead Oh, more practical and immediate.

These @!#*× British cars not being so difficult to work on and closer (necessary) dealerships since no one carries parts.mad

No offense Joe and Mikeydrinker

This is a common problem with Americans working on British cars. it's very simple, .
Step 1,close the door you've just opened.
Step 2,walk around the front of the car until you get to the opposite door.
Step 3, open door and get in, there you will find the steering wheel and start plus the button to open the hood :thumbsup: laugh
I could do with a holiday!


I've owned a few cars and bikes from the U.K.. How is it you guys could invent the magnatron, crack Nazi codes, but never get a set of head-lights to work properly, or, funny for something from a cold damp country, build a motor that started in the rain?????

dreamerana's photo
Fri 07/21/17 10:42 PM

I like to think that the only thing I really need is the winning lottery numbers.

What is the one thing that you really need right now?

Right this very minute what i really need is for my neighbor to be quiet and let the world sleep

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Fri 07/21/17 11:34 PM



slaphead Oh, more practical and immediate.

These @!#*× British cars not being so difficult to work on and closer (necessary) dealerships since no one carries parts.mad

No offense Joe and Mikeydrinker

This is a common problem with Americans working on British cars. it's very simple, .
Step 1,close the door you've just opened.
Step 2,walk around the front of the car until you get to the opposite door.
Step 3, open door and get in, there you will find the steering wheel and start plus the button to open the hood :thumbsup: laugh
I could do with a holiday!


I've owned a few cars and bikes from the U.K.. How is it you guys could invent the magnatron, crack Nazi codes, but never get a set of head-lights to work properly, or, funny for something from a cold damp country, build a motor that started in the rain?????

laugh
It's ironic that we don't make cars anymore!
Yes cars are built here but they are foreign!
The good old unions made sure of that back in the 70's.

angelkumar's photo
Fri 07/21/17 11:39 PM
hi I will teach you

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Sat 07/22/17 02:01 AM
i need to be not needyslaphead

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Sat 07/22/17 03:53 AM
I need people to stop being needy so I can have more! laugh

why4not's photo
Sat 07/22/17 05:54 AM
A massage....... by 'him' of course would be that much more perfect :revolving_hearts::heart_eyes::revolving_hearts:

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Sat 07/22/17 06:45 AM
I have not been lucky for years.
I keep telling myself that it will get better the next year .
Year after year, all the expectations are lost in life aspects.
The luck will rise from now on.

motowndowntown's photo
Sun 07/23/17 08:31 AM

A massage....... by 'him' of course would be that much more perfect :revolving_hearts::heart_eyes::revolving_hearts:


Well ell, if ya didn't live in the far away great white north, I'd grab a gallon of baby oil and be right over.

motowndowntown's photo
Sun 07/23/17 08:36 AM




slaphead Oh, more practical and immediate.

These @!#*× British cars not being so difficult to work on and closer (necessary) dealerships since no one carries parts.mad

No offense Joe and Mikeydrinker

This is a common problem with Americans working on British cars. it's very simple, .
Step 1,close the door you've just opened.
Step 2,walk around the front of the car until you get to the opposite door.
Step 3, open door and get in, there you will find the steering wheel and start plus the button to open the hood :thumbsup: laugh
I could do with a holiday!


I've owned a few cars and bikes from the U.K.. How is it you guys could invent the magnatron, crack Nazi codes, but never get a set of head-lights to work properly, or, funny for something from a cold damp country, build a motor that started in the rain?????

laugh
It's ironic that we don't make cars anymore!
Yes cars are built here but they are foreign!
The good old unions made sure of that back in the 70's.


Yeah right, Skinners Union, not to mention Lucas "The Prince of Darkness".

TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 07/23/17 08:52 AM
Hummm ... a Handyman & a Maid bigsmile drinker

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Sun 07/23/17 09:02 AM

Hummm ... a Handyman & a Maid bigsmile drinker

If I can find a Maids outfit that suits me I'll do both. Feather duster and all.

TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 07/23/17 09:55 AM
Edited by TxsGal3333 on Sun 07/23/17 10:13 AM


Hummm ... a Handyman & a Maid bigsmile drinker

If I can find a Maids outfit that suits me I'll do both. Feather duster and all.


Ohhh hell no outfit needed bigsmile

I will even furnish dusters~~~~biggrin



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Sun 07/23/17 10:46 AM



Hummm ... a Handyman & a Maid bigsmile drinker

If I can find a Maids outfit that suits me I'll do both. Feather duster and all.


Ohhh hell no outfit needed bigsmile

I will even furnish dusters~~~~biggrin




surprised
I recognise that duster!
Did that come from graceland?
There should be matching shoes? laugh

Twintidbits24's photo
Sun 07/23/17 11:25 AM

:moneybag::heavy_dollar_sign::dollar::heavy_dollar_sign::slot_machine::heavy_dollar_sign::bank::heavy_dollar_sign::euro::heavy_dollar_sign::pound::heavy_dollar_sign::atm::heavy_dollar_sign:

I'll take over from there. shades


I'm following suit...Hold on...I'm coming....don't you ever leave me behind with all those with you or else....rant

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Sun 07/23/17 06:37 PM


:moneybag::heavy_dollar_sign::dollar::heavy_dollar_sign::slot_machine::heavy_dollar_sign::bank::heavy_dollar_sign::euro::heavy_dollar_sign::pound::heavy_dollar_sign::atm::heavy_dollar_sign:

I'll take over from there. shades


I'm following suit...Hold on...I'm coming....don't you ever leave me behind with all those with you or else....rant

The jet is waiting...anywhere we choose.shades

no1phD's photo
Sun 07/23/17 06:40 PM
What I really need is a certain someone to trust me..grrrrrrrrrrr:angel:

mzrosie's photo
Sun 07/23/17 07:02 PM
What I really need is a unicorn.