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     yeppers integ but it might cost you your man card   
So much for my man card. Eric. This mag tree popped today and I had to shoot it. Pow!   
  
I think im excited!        
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     Im running a Grand Opening Drink Special Today..   
I think Larsi666 will like this one!   
Buy a pint of Guinness Beer and get a Free shot of Jamison!   
Saaaweeeet   
But Black Bush instead of Jameson's please   
I got you!   
Lovely. Throw us a pint of the Black Stuff then   
   
So you know that Dublin accent? Got used to it after 14 years in the country. Though I kinda prefer Smithwick's   
Most of them are nice alright, I just had some creepy in laws   
Hope you don't mind me being German?   
the way I see it, theres only one race..the human race!   
WE ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!   
Thanks   
Might have another pint then   
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     Ummmmmmmm this Chili is not going to eat itself!   
I slaved all day in the kitchen for you!       
DIG IN!   
Gonna have a portion then. And if you need a break from the old cooking, I was told, that I'm a good cook as well   
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     Ummmmmmmm this Chili is not going to eat itself!   
I slaved all day in the kitchen for you!       
DIG IN!   
Gonna have a portion then. And if you need a break from the old cooking, I was told, that I'm a good cook as well   
  
I try to make a little something to chew on while your having a drink. Its kinda nice that way!   
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      Ok I know your all gonna lose your lunch.. 
    
but I just mixed my Chardonnay with Monster Energy Drink..AND ITS GOOD!   
Lordy though, theres nothing worse than a wired drunk!     
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      OK MOWTOWN IM POURING OUT YOUR WARM BEER!  
    
AND WHERES MY HUG??   
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      (((((l2rnr))))))
     
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     Ummmmmmmm this Chili is not going to eat itself!   
I slaved all day in the kitchen for you!       
DIG IN!   
Gonna have a portion then. And if you need a break from the old cooking, I was told, that I'm a good cook as well   
  
I try to make a little something to chew on while your having a drink. Its kinda nice that way!   
Could make some crumpets and a wee bit of coleslaw?  | 
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Nice place you have here roknroll. Do you serve light and bitter?   
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     (((((l2rnr)))))) run some of this Chili over to Pisces Coffee and Cupcake Shop.. hopefully keep them happy till she gets more cupcakes.   
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      but but where's the frosting on top
     
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     OK MOWTOWN IM POURING OUT YOUR WARM BEER!   
AND WHERES MY HUG??   
Yarrrrg! can't an old tar take a trip to the poop deck around here without losing his spot at the bar????????  | 
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Nice place you have here roknroll. Do you serve light and bitter?   
  
I try! Yes darlin, I serve your hearts desire in liquid form.   
coming right up!   
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      You have no
 
   
In that case I can only stay 7-8 hours. hic hic  | 
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      Martini on the rocks please, shaken not stirred 
     
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     OK MOWTOWN IM POURING OUT YOUR WARM BEER!   
AND WHERES MY HUG??   
Yarrrrg! can't an old tar take a trip to the poop deck around here without losing his spot at the bar????????   
unless your doing drug   .........nevermind.  
Heres ya a FRESH beer and some Chili! AND WHERES MY DAMN HUG!     
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     Ummmmmmmm this Chili is not going to eat itself!   
I slaved all day in the kitchen for you!       
DIG IN!   
Gonna have a portion then. And if you need a break from the old cooking, I was told, that I'm a good cook as well   
  
I try to make a little something to chew on while your having a drink. Its kinda nice that way!   
Could make some crumpets and a wee bit of coleslaw?   
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     Martini on the rocks please, shaken not stirred yes mr bond coming right up  | 
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     but but where's the frosting on top   
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     You have no  
In that case I can only stay 7-8 hours. hic hic and I was hoping you would pitch a tent!     
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