| Topic: GRAND OPENING LUV2'S LOCAL BAR! | |
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     well quit leaning it to the right   
I do lean to the right though..I got a peg leg!!       
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      so many lines so little time
     
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     well quit leaning it to the right   
I do lean to the right though..I got a peg leg!!       
  
TRUTH BE TOLD..im missing my right boob!   
I had Breast Cancer..and went to the hospital and someone stole it while I was there. I figure its probably in a Pawn Shop somewhere!     
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      i solemly swear to return it just as soon as i find it. honest
     
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      Awe damnit Kitten you cleared the bar! 
    
Its not a bad story..I beat it...and..and..and....   
Im really ok with it! When you have one perfect boob, you dont need 2!       
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     i solemly swear to return it just as soon as i find it. honest There was a reward..but I sold the pony!   
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      Don Julio Anejo margarita, please    
    
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     Don Julio Anejo margarita, please   
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      lol - rocks, light salt. THANK YOU  
    
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     lol - rocks, light salt. THANK YOU   
  
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      So theres a wee bit of Chili left.
 
  If everyone is done I will give it to all the kids.   
Should be a very musical night at their houses tonight!     
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      you are too kind kitten 
    
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     you are too kind kitten   
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      Eric and Stu walk into a bar .................
 
  You think one of them would have ducked     
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     Eric and Stu walk into a bar ................. You think one of them would have ducked     
we were too busy staring at you blondey   
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      Next hour, all gargle is on me. Liverpool are in the Championsleague Final  
    
And a special hug to Kitten. F*** cancer, you know, what I mean   
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     ok but if he slobbers all over the floor i know nothing doggies are welcome!   
*tosses Trouble a tasty biscuit*   
He's your friend for life now...  
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      Okay everybody...FREEZE!!!
 
  Just kidding, the Virgin Mary is a little strong.  | 
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      Great place roknroll     
I'd like a virgin pina colada if you got one.  | 
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