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     *cramming Tacos in her mug and shooting Tequila*     
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      I don't drink alcohol, at all, ever.
 
  As sobriety prevents waking up 'surprise married'. Could i get a Cherry Coke, neat? And, i'm not a regular participant in conventional sports. I saw something about darts? Could i just chuck the darts at yuppies?  
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      I haven't had a good fish taco since I started working on this pirate ship.
     
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      Jameson, straight up.
     
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How about $1 tacos and free Tequila shots instead?   
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       I would like a large LIQUID Coke please -- not the snorting kind.
     
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     I don't drink alcohol, at all, ever. As sobriety prevents waking up 'surprise married'. Could i get a Cherry Coke, neat? And, i'm not a regular participant in conventional sports. I saw something about darts? Could i just chuck the darts at yuppies?  
        
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     I haven't had a good fish taco since I started working on this pirate ship.         
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     Jameson, straight up.   
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How about $1 tacos and free Tequila shots instead?   
  Oh wait...awwwwww fuzuck it...Ok!    
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     I would like a large LIQUID Coke please -- not the snorting kind.         
Well if you change your mind just call Downtown.       
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      *Starts singing* "Lets get naked, and lay in a pile..........". 
          
Me thinks I drank too much Tequila!!       
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      I'll go get the Alka-selzer, aspirin, and ben-gay.
     
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     I'll go get the Alka-selzer, aspirin, and ben-gay.     
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 Oh wait...awwwwww fuzuck it...Ok!